Funky Bastard

I shitpost, I post memes, and I reblog stuff. This is a catch-all account. I tag for my own convenience, not yours, because I'm an ass. Main is Incompetent-justice.tumblr.com

[beelumi]

Since it's already oct 3rd in japan, happy fma day 🌸

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[acuityinnovations]

QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS

[sachi]

☆ Original characters "British Shorthair" / "Dragon Li" // STARshadowmagician "Bread House Clerk & Customer Set" ☆ Tea Time Cats Scene: Meow Town / RIBOSE ☆ April 2025 ¥20,460 ☆ Sculpt brisk Paint Shiqi / D.Fish-303

[bolest-kosti-deactivated2024091]

I didn’t post this apparently

[spicymochi]

bluey and bingo!

[bungieteam]

He's just so beefy.

Fresh from your adventures in the Pale Heart, add this 10-inch tall Crow statue to your collection - available now at Bungie Store.

🍖

https://bungiestore.com/crow-statue

[nuclearoranges]

I hate this little bastard I'm going to crush him with a fucking hammer

[liquidcrystalsky]

this shot from the minecraft smash bros trailer is art to me.

minecraft steve alex zombie and enderman all got to see a private squid sisters performance. they're having so much fun

[frankiedotbiz]

MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!!! IM RUINED!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!

[frankiedotbiz]

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[frankiedotbiz]

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

[randomitemdrop]

*empties pocket revealing a paperclip, piece of string, ball of lint, and two copper coins* is this enough?

Item: Bacon Octopus Shapes (With Glitter)

[propalitet]

"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh

[beggars-opera]

#PLEASE DO embark upon a frenzied liking-spree be you friend or extraordinarily lost traveler of the web#i like using deductive reasoning to backwards engineer the convoluted chain of tags you're following through the annals of my blog#or watch you systematically like every single photo i've ever posted of wwi soldiers posing with animal companions

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[softwaring]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[byzantine-love-machine]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ladymiraclewings]

Some of theses old Foster's Home bumpers made by Cartoon Network

HD quality found in there:

[theartsybat]

Pocket sized army.

[tannnnblogs]