you go glen coco

My name is sam My tamagotchi is dead and I don't know who the daddy is worth 9 goats hmu

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[roberta-ninety-three]

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is to find the right man

(via roberta-ninety-three)

[spaceprobepals]

[zachthemermaid-deactivated20150]

[onlytwitterpics]

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[garyfuckingoak-deactivated20110]

[slowpokewell-deactivated2011080]

does anyone have the original pic?

[kingofhorses-deactivated2011061]

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[naughtyyangel]

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[sharonpoundcake]

this is one of my favourite things shes ever said

[thebestoftumbling]

[batou]

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

[lucalrio-deactivated20150405]

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

[daget-streams]

[shittyidea]

Staple a ziplock bag closed

[krabby-kronicle]

[ruinedchildhood]

#college students

[pepethefrogblog]

contemplating life at 3am pepe