@lethriloth trying to play D&D with the local 2 year old, the adventure:
Merlin the wizard was at his house when the prince came.
“I need your help!” said the prince.
“No, I need YOUR help!” said Merlin.
“With what?” asked the prince.
“With playing D&D!” said Merlin.
“Um,” said the prince. “I need your help. Someone has placed a curse on my whole family. And the only thing that can lift the curse is…hot chocolate. Can you get me hot chocolate?”
“No, I am playing D&D now,” said Merlin.
“This is how you play D&D,” said the prince. “By going on an adventure. To get me hot chocolate.”
So Merlin gathered his intrepid companions @apprenticebard the fighter, @slatestarscratchpad the monk, and @towardsagentlerworld the squirrel (Merlin had interrupted her character creation process saying she should be a squirrel). They agreed to set off for the coffee shop.
“I don’t think I can go to the coffee shop, because I am a squirrel,” said the squirrel.
“Now you are not a squirrel,” said Merlin, waving his wand. “Now you are a @towardsagentlerworld”. And even as he spoke, it was so.
And so they set out. But the coffee shop was across tall mountains and dark forests…
“No!” said Merlin. “No dark forests!”
Correction: the coffee shop was over tall mountains and well-lit forests. They came to the tall mountains. Just when all seemed lost, a purple car appeared, offering to drive them across.
“No!” said Merlin. “I don’t want tall mountains.”
He waved his wand and the mountains crumbled into dust. He didn’t like the dust either, so he waved his wand again and all the dust went into the trash can. The purple car drove off, unneeded.
And so the party came to the well-lit forests. For a while, the going was easy. Then they heard a sudden roar.
“No!” said Merlin. “No roar! I don’t want to play D&D any more!”
So the party agreed to stop playing D&D. Just as they begin to disperse homeward, Merlin reminded them of their obligation.
“No!” he said. “We need to go to the coffee shop to get hot chocolate for the prince!”
“But,” said his intrepid companions, “you said we weren’t playing D&D any more.”
“No,” agreed Merlin, and he left the gaming table and headed to the front door.
“We’re not taking you to the coffee shop! It’s probably closed at this time of night anyway!” objected his intrepid companions.
“BUT WE NEED TO GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP TO GET HOT CHOCOLATE FOR THE PRINCE!” said Merlin.
“How about we go to the park instead?” said his intrepid companions.
And so everybody went to the park. The end.
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