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[shmooseee]

Utrh fatson edition

[nuggetinahoodie16]

[belladonna-official]

I Yearn to have my own Fatson Todd

[nuggetinahoodie16]

I hate debating because I get too passionate and everyone mistakes it for anger and aggression so they return it and then no one actually hears me because they start getting louder and louder until I'm as silent as the grave. I never get to say my piece, and I never get to learn someone else's perspective because they refuse to explain it to me.

[nuggetinahoodie16]

Hey so, since when are we assholes to fictional children? I'm just playing DC Dark Legion, and you can interact with Damian, and he tells you (the player) that any feedback is welcome. The only 2 options you have is to either call him desperate for his father's approval and that's why he should work to save the world, or tell him you hate him and that he's only there because he's a nepo baby. Like wtfff, DC? That is a fucking child!!!

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason: *staring blankly into a streetlight* throwback to that time I didn’t realize astigmatisms existed and I thought everyone saw lights as the distant, brighter cousins to sea urchins Tim: *in the middle of bandaging his brother’s knife wound* *pauses* wait. You’re saying they don’t? Jason: Jason: we both need glasses

[chaoticbatfam]

#I ALSO THOUGHT THAT#HELP HOW DO PPLWITHOUT ASTIGMATISM SEE LIGHT?????

(the number of people i have accidentally enlightened with my jason todd wears glasses headcanon posts is insane) uh yeah apparently light is not. supposed to be spiky. i am not an expert on this because i have an astigmatism but i don't have glasses to treat it so. light continues to be spiky for me. pretty sure it's just supposed to be glowy.

[vghjvvhhj]

no no- I have glasses- they still look spiky! I can't- is it just like- an Orb of light? or like minecraft lighting????

[chaoticbatfam]

it’s not something that gets fixed with regular glasses. Idk, they have to do something special to the glasses I guess. I have regular glasses and light is still spiky for me

[nuggetinahoodie16]

My glasses have a special blue light filter on, and it only lessens the spikes a bit. I do have really bad eyesight tho, so my glasses are thiccc

[lallalanie]

I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY!!! 🌈💞✨🐬

[fairytwles]

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT

[nuggetinahoodie16]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I started a fic... it's not complete yet. I hope you like it :)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[sodamnbored]

Jason, bumping into him on the street: Stalker says what.

Dick, snorting: Shut up. I’m on an errand for Bruce. You can come help me if you like.

Jason shrugging, falling into step: Sure. What’re we looking for?

Dick: Batmobile’s busted. He needs us to go find a tool.

Tim: *casually heading the other way, minding his own business*

Jason, yoinking a disgruntled Tim back by his collar: Well that was easy.

[yodeler12]

They get back to the alley Bruce has the Batmobile in three hours later.

They went to three auto supply stores, stopped a robbery at one, got soaked trying to stop Killer Croc from flooding another to use as a cave, and engaged in an illegal street race being run out of the back of the third supply store.

The prize for winning the race, evading the cops, and not snitching was the tool they needed.

[therandomfandomme]

why do i imagine the batfam finally meeting the league and then one of them going 'how the fuck do you have so many kids?' and little shit Jason goes 'well, when two people love each other very much...' and because Bruce doesn't wanna listen to this, he tiredly reminds Jason: 'you're adopted' which naturally means that Jason is going to dramatically pretend that this is the first time he's heard that and how could Bruce keep this from him, much to the horror of the league and the exasperation of Bruce

[beesbiteandwillowrites]

the older Jason is, the funnier

like, it would be hilarious as a fresh baby robin, with the ink on the adoption papers not even dried yet

but imagine having all his yougner siblings there too, reacting just as dramatic to the news. jason is fake crying, being comforted by cass, while steph is pointing at batman like "how dare you say that? how dare you single out our brother like this? next thing I know is that Red Robin is also adopted, or Black Bat, or Signal."

Bruce: "they are"

multiple gasps of horror. Cass is clinging to Jason, Tim also starts crying, Duke starts yelling "how could you lie to us like this? how could you keep this from us? what's next? Batgirl is also adopted?"

"Batgirl isn't mine at all"

Cue Steph's outraged yelling. "How could you? I grew up in your cave!"

But Robin takes the cake. "everything we knew is a lie," he says dramatically, sniffing like he's about to cry. "father is not our true father. we must embark on a journey to discover our true parentage"

Batman, gritting his teeth. "Robin, you know you are the blood son. You like to remind everyone of this at least twice a week." He has no idea how his children got his youngest to play along

(Dick promised him another cow. Batcow needs a friend)

[luminanightfall]

The battle is lost when even Stabby Robin joins in on the theatrics. The question is, does the League buy this, or do they realize this is just dramatics? I'm sure Diana and Clark See the mischief immediately, and maybe J'onn, since he can feel their emotions. Either way, every JL member present will never let Batman live this down and he will forever be teased about it

[bloggerspam]

"Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Uncle Clark isn't our Uncle."

"He isn't."

GASP

Kon in the background "SO I CAN DATE TIM?"

"NOT IF BRUCE ADOPTS YOU FIRST"

"IS THAT A THREAT?"

"With your black hair and blue eyes? it's practically a guarantee."

[the-haiku-bot]

“Next thing you’re gonna

tell me is that Uncle Clark

isn’t our Uncle.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cryptic-corv01d]

Hihi, just makin this to share some of my favorite batfam panels! Feel free to add more in reblogs, m probably gonna be reblogging more later

Love me some engagement it gives me lifeeee

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Things that fuel Batman’s paranoia, wrong answers only, go.

[arrowheadedbitch]

Tim.

[nuggetinahoodie16]

They said wrong answers. Yours is too correct 😂

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[ftm-papyrus]

you know who’s valid?

trans people who didn’t “always know” they were trans

transmascs who were “girly-girls” growing up, and transfemmes who were uhh idk “boyly boys?” there’s not really a matching term but you get it.

trans people who don’t have the resources to transition or are in unsupportive households.

trans people who don’t conform to gender norms.

trans people who do conform to gender norms.

transmascs and trans guys who like feeling cute

trans people who don’t bind, tuck, pack, etc for medical or comfort reasons, or just because they don’t want to!

fat and chubby trans people!

muscular trans femmes!

gay trans guys!

lesbian trans girls!

non-binary people who use “binary” pronouns, i.e she/her or he/him!

people who use neo-pronouns!

people with “odd” or obscure gender identities or sexualities.

people who identified with micro labels!

people who don’t use any labels!

i love all you guys!💗💗💗💗

you are loved, you are beautiful, handsome, amazing, and strong.

[ankle-beez]

this tdov is gonna be bitter for a lot of trans folk due to the insane amount of cruel and deplorable anti-trans legislations being passed so now, more than ever, i need everyone to show your unyielding support to the trans community. uplift and boost their voices, listen and support them, march and protest for their rights alongside them. it’s time everybody shows these heartless ghouls that the trans community won’t go down without a fight, no matter how many disgusting bills and legislations get thrown their way

[nuggetinahoodie16]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, LADS!!!!

May you have a colourful and wonderful month celebrating your existence, my loves ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Sincerely, the genderfluid, panromantic, demisexual mess that I embody 🩷