whaddap fuckboys

too pastel kawaii soft pale grunge for this

[trysolved-blog-deactivated20231]

eugene has won halloween again

and idk which side i’m more attracted to

[tryguystryblogging]

I love this so much oh my god!

[freshmoviequotes]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[doctordisaster]

The United States of America (1865-2018)

[skipinouterspace]

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

[consolationblog]

taika waititi is just That Powerful

[787-dreamliner]

Ant-man shrinks the infinity gauntlet and it no longer fits Thanos’ hand. The world is saved. The end.

[tasteslikekeys]

[prokopetz]

The bit in Deadpool where he accidentally leaves his bag full of guns in the car because they didn’t have the budget for any gun SFX in the final confrontation is literally the cinematic equivalent of a webcomic artist going “I blew it up because it was taking too long to draw”.

[prokopetz]

@personaqueen replied:

Is…is that actually why they did that scene?

Yep - last-minute budget cuts. They couldn’t even afford extra gun props at that point; if you watch carefully, you’ll see that the taxi scene is shot so that you only ever actually see Wade handling one particular gun, and the inside of the duffel bag is never visible. It was reportedly mostly full of socks.

[moved--306389]

Deadpool is an indie movie

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

[chillyvapor-deactivated20181226]

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

[charamath]

[candyviolence-deactivated201801]

Now THIS is art.

[karenhallion]

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

IT JUST GOT BETTER

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

get u a gf……………nap on her tiddy

[littleboysneedlovetoo08]

Who needs a gf when you have the best daddy ever!

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

To be clear I’m gonna fucking kill you for writing this on my post

[torturelabyrinth]

this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

today’s mood is steve harrington realizing his girlfriend will never love him back and deciding to redirect his overflowing care and affection by aggressively mothering a bunch of middle schoolers

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: our party was in a dungeon, and we had to roll to open the exit door. Our party consisted of a elf npc, an orc warrior, and a dwarf [me]

Dm: Alright, you come across the door to the dungeon exit. The elf tries to open it. *rolls a 1* The elf tugs on the door, but it doesn’t budge.

Orc: I punch the door! *rolls 2*

Dm: you break your hand.

Me: Alright, I try to break it down with my pickaxe. *rolls a 1, the party breaks out into exasperated laughter and screaming*

*a few rounds go by, in which the door is dubbed ‘the demon door’ on account of nothing opening it*

Me: okay, uh, fuck, I DON’T open the door. *rolls a 1* Dm: The door opens, smacking you right in the face.

[ianthe]

!!

[returntothestars-deactivated201]

dat practical armor

[fandomsandfeminism]

I love every aspect of this.

[kahtiihma]

NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.

Also this:

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

*mildly impressed clapping*

[womoiyari]

this makes me happy

[susiephone]

one of my favorite things about b99 is how jake is best friends with not one, but TWO women, and not only are his relationships with both of them fleshed out, unique, and 100% platonic, but it never even occurs to amy to worry about it. there’s no episode where amy thinks jake is cheating on her or secretly has a thing for gina and/or rosa. no one jokes that amy should watch out for them or keep an eye on jake. after jake starts dating amy, his friendships with rosa and gina are as tight as ever. because contrary to what 95% of tv would have you believe men and woman (gasp!) really can be just friends.

this shouldn’t be as remarkable as it is, but there you have it

[get-with-it-or-get-out]

kink: having someone run their fingers through the hair on the side of my head while I fall asleep

[meii-deactivated20220422]

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

[sa2ha]

look at those TEETHS

[princesstigerbelle]

Very nice…