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[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[crazy-brazilian]

[post-uwuifier]

Fuck Donald Trump.

10/10 no notes dis is pewfect!!!!!! If anypony wants to know my stance on dat cweatuwe dis is it UwU

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[tonyzaret]

[segamascott]

[foxpopvli]

Generational differences!

[soap-is-an-artist]

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

[post-uwuifier]

cawifownia giwws we’we unfowgivabwe, sins so gwave dey can’t be absowved!! UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[cikero]

brother’s friend’s kid came up to me and asked if I’ve ever played smash bros. nah never let’s play it on your switch little guy

[snowflakeeel]

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

[snowflakeeel]

gotta do everything myself around here

[junk-thunder]

[badnightbrian]

[crazy-brazilian]

[nourasbasha]

An incredible community note for the “most moral army in the world.”

These were the "suspects" you eliminated. Two little children.

You're sick.

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my defense all of these are separate individuals famous within classic sci-fi circles:

H.G. Wells

George Orwell

(George) Orson Welles

Orson Scott Card

at some point this is not my burden

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

the names of classic sci-fi authors appear to have amalgamated into a nexus of some kind. one that is tormenting you, perhaps.

[overseer-picard]

“These new shows are just too expensive to make!” cry the people in charge of the choices that make shows too expensive to make

[overseer-picard]

I watched a bts clip on ST: Picard about how expensive things were and that’s why we get such short seasons now then the next clip was about how the starship prop models were plated in real gold.

Okay so step one: don’t plate props in actual gold. This will save at least several dollars.