[funnylime]

Tom And Jerry S11E16: Duel Personality (1966)

Naruto Shippūden (2007)

[jamejarrs]

THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF GASTON IS GONNA MAKE ME SHIT OMG

[thealphapigeon]

When u havin a good time but still thinkin about all the shit you’re putting off

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[33v0]

Wqhat the fuck

[miscbones]

ITS JUST FLUFF. THERES NO DOG ITS JUST FLUFF OMG

[user483748483]

No that dog has super speed and is vibrating so fast that it is able to move its molecules through that fence.

[americanhorrorstory-myface-deac]

[lesbianshepard]

retail story time: ive probably told you this before but like a year ago at work i was closing and we are like five minutes from closing the doors and leaving. it’s late. we close at 10pm during the holiday season and it was like 9:56 when this woman walks in with a shopping cart. 

now, if you work in retail, you know this sort of customer. those assholes who walk in right before you close and take their time shopping and act like they dont notice the announcements that “the store is now closed. please bring your final selection up to the front for checkout.” or that every employee is so fucking done for the night and want to get home. or that they are the only customer in the store. and when they have a shopping cart, you know they’re gonna be a while.

so a solid half hour after we are officially closed this woman comes to my register, because i am the only one open. because it’s ten fucking thirty pm and everyone else is ready to leave and ive been stuck here for eleven hours because someone called out and i was already there and a fucking idiot. 

and this woman, she’s a Suburban Mom ™ type and, like all the fucking moms who come into this store, she doesnt have a coupon because she expects us to just give it to her. and we will, if they ask. except i, after a solid hour of no customers and foolishly thinking nobody would come, had gotten rid of my coupons a few minutes before she walked in. so when she asks if i had a coupon i say no, i’m sorry, i don’t have one at the register. 

and this woman, she leans in and tells me “you know, i’m a professional psychic.” and i think “oh christ here we go”

and long island medium here, immune to the glares of the other employees who want her to just fucking pay and leave, goes on and on about this boy who loves me. we are soul mates, she says. destined to be. but there is a power keeping us apart. she mentions this “power” keeping me from mr. right several times. 

i, exhausted and frustrated and wanting to go home, reply “is it the power of me being a lesbian?”

she pays and leaves without another word.

[nightingalelost]

the power of Homosexuality™ once again triumphs over the Straights™

[scribblekin]

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

[frostbytemyrik]

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

[scribblekin]

1,385 pounds

[groovyghost]

[bukoya-reblogs]

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

[andisupreme]

[phuijl]

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

[flighttune]

Technically he goes to several gyms

[tabbibeard-deactivated20160428]

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

[mala-sadas]

I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE

[mattysones]

i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded

[ken-nigghoul]

[airframeextender]

generic water or aesthetic water

[exssardonyx]

general rule of thumb: history was gayer than you have been led to believe

[humortrain]

[rangerkiwi-deactivated20180718]

aRE Y oU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME

DISNEY WANTS YOU TO BE AN ANIMAL

J UST BE AN ANIMAL. BE YOUR FURSONA. WE’RE ALL FURRIES.

[gattsu]

“ur not into that are you”

[cwote]

cold water vs hot water showers! 

[riskyshitness-blog]

Even if the hot shower collumn just said ‘death’ I still wouldnt take a cold shower

[crappysketches]

you gonna’ pet this guy or what?

[ambris]

!

[onlytwitterpics]

[thegumek]

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18298756/

[nuketheterrible]

me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*

me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

[bocsart]

My new hobby is redrawing weird stock photos with Rick and Morty characters…

It’s really fun, I recommend it.