#whimperinggroaningmoaningand callingyoumommy | Nagi Seishiro x fem! Reader
Dating Nagi Seishiro means having to embrace a quiet, low-energy life where your main job is keeping him functional as a human being.
Most days are incredibly low-effort, requiring you to constantly remind him to eat, move, or simply look away from his phone.
He struggles with many things in his life, always often in a low mood, you try your best to keep him busy on going.
You loved him so much and even though he didn’t show it much, you knew he loved you too as well.
Though, sometimes he gets entirely gets pent-up and restless and becomes intensely needy, demanding your full attention and clinging onto you.
Especially when he feels horny and wants to fuck.
Sucking on those tits !
Small tits big tits big he doesn’t care he finds them all cute. He finds nothing wrong about you at all.
The both of you were about to take a nap ypu were only wearing a big t-shirt and your panties on, it was normal plus nagi was just wearing his sweat pants and no top either.
The moment you lay down, he crawled up to you and sunk his head on your chest, with him gently tracing the edge or your areola.
“Sei-ah!—cal’m down,” you looked at him and instinctively started to thug on his hair, while he was still on top of you reaching to cup your other breast making your breath hitched.
He lifted his face to look at you, his eyes begging silently like a puppy waiting for a yes. “please?” Then you heard him whimper softly.
“Mhm…yes..Sei you can do it—” then he took of your shirt off and started to latch on the right breast, sucking and using his tongue to roll on the already sensitive bud making you whine.
While the other one he teased by massaging and flicking the nipple and pinching , while he couldn’t to hump in between your thighs making you wetter and wetter damping your cotton panties, “ Aah, hck!..hnngh..seishiro! y'so.. seishirooo!”
He didn’t hear you completly only leaving a soft whine and continued to nimble on it making your breast sensitive. And tugs with his teeth before diving back in and giving it a light kiss and swrils his tounge.
“F–fuck, Sei… mmh…” you whined while he continued to latch and hump “F-f-fuck, your ganna make me cum by—” before you could finish a string of drool was smearing on your lips.
“S-sei…baby—need you.” You lolled your head leaving your jaw open from the pleasure that was tremoring inside your body while you reach your hands and pet his head making him go even faster by your touch.
Nagi hums, “mhm…”, completely focused on taking up as much of you as he can before sucking and pulling away and until he finished his release.
Your eyes are half-lidded as he swirls his tongue around your bud, his spit coating every inch of your nipple.
“Too bad didn’t make you cum..” then he goes trailing in between your legs, “I’ll take care of it—mm’kay?”
Eating you out !!
The bedroom carried the heavy scent of sex and sweat, god how long have the two of you been doing this?
“Please?" he begged, his thumb tracing the outline of your arousal through the thin fabric of your damp cotton panties, making you squirm.
“Mhmm…” , you replied , making him pull your underwear completely off. Seeing the damp slickness between your folds, and his mouth slightly falls open. Locking his big hands behind your knees to keep your legs spread for him.
With his lips brush against you, shyly before he deliberately takes you into his mouth. The contact of his tongue and heat causes your whole body to jerk.
While his thumb finds your clit, circling it gently. And dipping two fingers down towards your arousal and drags them between your folds.
You gasp, and moaned, with how your walls were clenching instinctively around his finger as he strokes that sensitive spot deep inside you. “M-mp’h! Baby, too—” your head, made you dizzy, with hips rolling down to meet his hand and face while he watches you with half-lidded eyes.
"Mhmm…Ilove it—ng’g—mommy," he slips a second finger inside you, stretching you open as his mouth returns to your clit. he sucks rapidly, his fingers curling inside you at the same pace, hitting your spot over and over again.
The room fills with loud, obscene wet sounds, of your moans and seishero’s mewls and the wetness of your cunt.
His mouth swirling making your toes curl to the point of cramping, while you buck your shamelessly rubbing against his face
“That's it....mhmm…”he coos, his voice vibrating against your swollen flesh, “Mommy—don’t be scared.” Your thighs were clamoring and you struggled to keep up with him.
Your orgasm crashed into you, a white hot mess splashed onto his face. With your back arched violently off the mattress, and a broken sob tearing from your throat as your thighs slammed shut around Nagi’s head.
He didn't stop, though even if his eyes were half-lidded and hazy but he was oh so full of love with the heavenly feeling of your pussy, Nagi was murmuring coos of “ I love you’s” and “Thank you’s ” repeatedly while you thug his hair making him groan and whine—but still burying his head on your cunt. While slurping up the mess you made.
“Right here, mommy?—hngh—is it good?” while he rubs messy circles over your clit.
You ended up squirting, your entire body tensing up as your cunt spasmed around his toubge. he groaned, loving the feeling of your soaked pussy leaking all over him.
“You’re so wet,” he murmured . How many times have you’ve orgasm, you can’t remember…
You were laying down on the bed with your boyfriend Nagi licking your pussy sloppily, while you were trying your best not to clamp your thighs around him, but the sheer pleasure of him giving you kitten licks and pushing and slurping made you feel so much pleasure unbearable that it made you shiver.
Making you tugged his locks harder, forcing him deeper “M-more please”, you whined while his nose was rubbing your clit and continued to eat you out faster dragging his tongue and licking the other openings of your pussy.
“Mah– mommy-" he mewled out with a soft moan while grinding the bulging boner forming a dent on his sweats.
“Sooo good baby,” you slurred while softly petting his head to praise him, “Pleaseeee—o-oh!—don’t stopp!”
Nagi hums and nudge even further, with the vibrations spreading throughout your body, “Mhm…” Nagi continued on kissing while you were shuddering almost nearing your climax.
“I’m almost close—” before you knew it,you hit your reached your climax , and cummed on nagi’s face, making a whole mess in-front of his face, he didn’t mind though.
He happily lapped the orgasm that you made, rolling his tongue and using it too flick your entrance, making more obnoxiously loud wet noises fill the room.
Your pussy throbbing with sensitivity and your body feeling incredibly limp by how much he has been doing this?
But to him he was in heaven being buried between your thighs and happily lapping it.
And it wasn’t much of an hassle for him, all he had to do was eat you out till you cum.
Sucking him off Nagi + free use !!!
Not even an hour after the sex you’ve had leaving your body to tremble from the amount of pleasure you’ve felt.
You looked and saw your boyfriends , cock still hard with the visible dent, to be honest he didn’t really get much but to pleasure you.
You let your hand trailed on his massive length and move your body downwards looking at him with your eyes while his breath hitched “I’ll take care of you okay?”
“Mhm..thank you mommy” ,he breathless whined out while raising his hands to his head.
You pulled down his sweats and saw the massive erection, you leaned down and gripped on his thights leaving a mark and starterd his breath came out in hot puffs against your cheek. by licking the sides along the veins of his cock.
“Ng-gh mom—my”, you ignore his soft mewls and whine making your way up and down and you put your finger up on the head to swirl the tip of his head leaking with pre cum making him even whimper softly.
You stroke him faster, tightening your fist every time it passed over his fat head.
“Nnnghhhh…!” he lets out a high-pitched moan. His thighs clamp shut as his hips move side to side, trying desperately to escape your grip.
“Don’t run from it baby,” you murmured , digging your nails into his skin. You only hear a soft “ngh”, as a reply and spread his thighs wider, to give you space while he feels the deep numbing pressure building in his groin.
“I…I…” he looks at you, making deep eye contact as his eyebrows furrow, his mouth falling into an ‘o’.
You felt that he was so close as you could feel his dick throbbing and twitching
“C’mon baby…Cum for me…” you flutter your lashes at him and lean down to suck his tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue over his slit.
He chokes as he watches you slobber all over his cock, your mouth and your fist overstimulating him. Despite it, nagi can’t help but thrust up, needing to bury himself as far as he can into your thoughts.
You gagged when he manages to push a little too far, your throat clamping down around him as you’re forced to swallow.
Then his whole body tenses up, his ears ringing as a wave of heat rushes over him.
“Ughhh…uhhhh…f-fuckkk!…fuck! Mommy!” loud, whiny groans falling from his parted lips as his cock kicks weakly against your tongue, as he spurts, shooting it into your mouth.
You moan and pull off to spit it back onto him, letting it drip over your fist as you slow your hand. Even after you let him go, he’s still twitching, sweet moans spilling from his lips.
“You did sooo goood for me baby…” you purr as you watch his body tremble.
He swallows thickly as his eyes focus back on your face.
nagi leaned back and shivered softly feeling the cold air of his room hit against his sensitive cock. you gasped for air before gathering saliva in your mouth and spitting down on nagi’s tip and spreading it around nagi’s length.
You put your hand around his sheer length apart, it was thick and veiny. You took it out making a—pop!— sound after you lolled it out.
“Is it good baby”, you asked while seeing that nagi’s thighs were visibly tensing and shuddering “m’mh yess,” you giggled hearing at his broken speech, then you took nagi’s cock back into your mouth and bobbing your head up and down on it.
Poking your cheek and made a bulge making you pout , your lips were swollen and flushed from sucking on his dick.
You dipped your head and deepthroated his big dick, fuck, it was so meaty and veiny.
you could feel each of his veins pulse against the inner walls of your throat as you massaged his length with your throat.
You took of your mouth out to take a breather and stuck your tongue out, a messy mixture of nagi’s cum and spit dripping from your tongue. Making you chuckle while seeing nagi tremble.
with a few more strokes, Nagi nutted inside of your thoart again. Making you close your eyes and when you fisted it out with heavy huffs you opened your moth dragging a long string of salivia mixed with his cum and swallowed it.
A few more minutes later, His hands were gripping your hips and forcing you back to him. The way your pussy throbs made him sob while you kept bouncing on it making him close his eyes. “Mh—mph!”
The wet and obscene sound’s of each thrust a slap and squelch that echoes off the walls.
His cum from earlier is still leaking out of you, mixing with your arousal in a sticky, mess
“Mo—m—squeezin’ me , more, please!” he whined in a slurred speech. You are on top of him,bouncing on his cock as he just does nothing but let out moans and roll his head back on the pillow.
fuck, he looked sooo pretty like this.
“hah— fuuuuck…keep going, I don’t want you to stop— fuck! s’too good—plea’se—please!” you kept on going faster as you rode him,letting out pants as you felt that familiar knot in your stomach.
While hearing him groan—leaving him breathless opening his dazed eyes to see your figure keeping on bouncing and going faster
He shakily let his hands up and snaked up to cup your breasts, squeezing it juuust right to make you feel good,too.
“O-oh ,sei! baby! I’m—mhmp!”you were then cut off by him muttering about how good you felt around his cock. His tip was kissing your cervix already and it made your mind short-circuit.
“Mommy’s pussy is s’tight for me. keep on going—pl’ease it’ll make you feel good too.” his hands roams all over your body and he kisses you deeply,muffling your moans.
“S-sei! Babyyy, it’s too fucking good! ‘m cumming—oh fuck!”
“Mhmm….Mom’my…p’leasee” your walls were clamping in around his length,while your muscles spasming and squeezing him tight as you cum.
Ons of his hand was still resting on your waist as the other one cups your face to he pull you for a kiss .
“Was I a good boy?” he asked looking up at you, “Mhm—yeaah’ you were a goood boy Sei,” you replied back feeling your never-ending orgasm drip all over his dick and your fluids wet the bed sheets under both of you.
Its been a very long time being this, fuuck did you guys fuck like bunnies, it was really uncommon, you weren’t usually a couple that always had sex, it was pretty much not even desired…only a few times like this!
You’d just assume that your boyfriend was just all pent up, to be honest you were too..
So every single moan whimper and groan nagi made you want more, even if the both of you were already stimulated to the very end of your lives.
“You can, use—mhm, m-more…more” That’s what he said, making you do alll the work—not really though…
he swears you're not hurting him, and that you two could continue more, as long as he doesn’t have to do much, letting you take the top, he gets off on it and he doesn’t care about how long you’ve been doing this, whenever you praise Nagi, you can feel his big dick twitch inside of you so violently it, that it makes you moan in pleasure.
You're straddling his hips bouncing on his cock, again.
Seeing him he's already desperately reaching his other release and seeing his sweat drip from his forhead for how long you’ve been doing it.
“I know, S-seii” you try to calm him,
“H-harder–please—more”he manages to choke out, his hands gripping your hips.
You give in, he started whining, bucking his hips up into yours so the tip of his cock punches against your inside “l-love you–”he wheezes out the words of affection, even while he can barely speak drooling from you grinding on him.
"I know, Sei" you cood, “feels good, hm?” You muttered praising him . Nagi nods feverishly, hands just gripping on your waist.
“Mhm... my good boy—okay?” you moan softly, praising him while using your fingers to trace his soft face while you grind on him slowly, your legs were aching from how long this had been going and you can feel the way he tries to reply only hearing a soft moan, his voice failing him. he's trying so hard to say “okay” but all you hearwere soft nghs and whines coming out from his mouth.
“just a little longer, baby...I promise—last one.”
You looked at him pushing away the white locks out of his face to see looks gorgeous like this, eyes glossy, face flushed with tinted pink and red , mouth agape, his pretty lips gasping for air.
Your good boy. Nagi Seishiro , you beloved boyfriend. That’s all he wants to be.
You release his member from the warm walls and his leaky cock, trying to pull yet another agonizing orgasm out of him.
His vision goes blurry as he finally cums, nutting into you a few times as he spurts out his warm, sticky release inside of you. his eyes roll back and his jaw goes hanging off, again, only hearing breathless whines and groans from him.
“Are you okay? Sei?” your voice is drenched in concern, looking at him while pushing back the stray hair away from his face maybe you went a bit too much on him today but you saw his delicate face and smiled “mhm..let’s sleep…”
You looked at him completely lying down across the mattress. Moving quietly, you went beside him, sliding into the space he left open.
The moment you settled, he snaked his hands up around your waist, his long arms pulling you close as he managed to curl up against you, his heavy frame relaxing completely with you hugging him back.
Yeah, the whole point of this was just to go to sleep, in the first place.
Before your eyes could go hazy from the exhaustion, you looked one more time at your beloved boyfriend, Nagi Seishiro.
You gaze the messy, soft strands of his hair and listened to the gentle rhythm of his breathing in the quiet calm ruin and leaned down to give him a faint kiss on the forehead.
The touch of your lips brushing made him shift slightly. A low murmur escaped his lips as he pulled you tighter, burying his head against your stomach.
“Love you, Sei,” you muttered into the darkness.
“Love you too,” he replied back, his voice thick with sleepiness.
With that, the both of you drifted off to sleep.
You would wash the sheets later.
a/n: Ouuu shit 🤤🤤🤤 I think I over did it….3am me did NOT hesitate with writing this…no idea what was I on at that time…I might have a thing for dominating…idk…no plot just porn :p i don’t think it’s also accurate sex either, so sorry bout…that…since I’m unsure how to explain stuff well…and lastly i stand by the title.
you should totally write a nagi x fem reader smut!!! I love your writings especially the Isagi one 🤤 also if u could make it friends to lovers that would be amazing 😩
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SYNOPSIS: You make a bet with your best friend, Nagi, that he couldn’t make you squirt
WARNINGS: nsfw, smut, aged up characters, p in v, fingering, oral, unprotected sex (pls wrap it), cream pie, orgasm denial, reader discussed to have female anatomy, dom!nagi, sub!reader, idk i just love nagi
AUTHOR’S NOTE: you might be a genius for requesting this
You and Nagi have been friends since the beginning of time. You’ve always put up with his laziness and he has always put up with your lack of a filter.
You guys were cuddling together on the couch, a normal occurrence, watching some movie that popped up on your suggested. Nagi rested his entire body on top of you, his chest pressing up against the warm plush of yours. He buried his face in the crook of your neck, not paying attention to the movie at all in an attempt to take a nap.
A loan moan interrupted him. Nagi quickly picked himself up and looked over to where the sound was coming from, greeted by the sight of some actress getting pounded from behind.
You scoff at the screen “that’s so unrealistic, no girl is sounding like that during sex unless she’s faking it.” Nagi turned his attention towards you at your words.
“She’s just moaning, that’s normal,” he responds while trying to get back into his previous resting position.
But once again he is interrupted, this time by you. “I hate to break this to you sei, but if a girl ever sounded like that with you, she was a hundred percent faking it.”
Even though you guys were close, you rarely discussed your sex life. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust each other, but more that it was one of the few awkward things that were forever left untouched. But unfortunately, you couldn’t stop yourself from touching it today.
Nagi shifted up, pulling his body away from yours in some type of retreat. “How would you know?”
“Uhh probably because i’m a woman, duh.”
Nagi ignores your attitude and stays silent, making you think that you won.
The tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife. “I mean, the girl still probably felt good!” you say as a means of consoling him.
“What if it’s every girl?”
“Well, how many girls have you been with?”
Nagi pauses again, and begins to silently count. thirty seconds in he was still counting, then it turned into a minute, and then two.
“OKOK, i get it,” you huff
“maybe it’s just you,” Nagi quietly says to himself.
“hey! I heard that, and for your information it’s not me.” You side eye Nagi, waiting for his response but instead he just turns his attention back to the movie.
The sex scene had already passed but he kept staring at it, like it might return. “Nagi? What are you doin-“
“Have you ever squirted?”
Now it’s your turn to pause. Your eyes widen and you immediately feel a heat erupt from between your legs.
“h-huh?”
“Ah, so you haven’t.”
“I didn’t say tha-“
“I could make you squirt”
The more words Nagi was saying the more you were unraveling. It’s not like you’ve never imagined fucking your best friend, I mean look at him. He’s six feet of muscle, and is extremely handsome. But hearing him say such dirty words right now is melting your resolve.
“I don’t understand,” you finally speak up after a moment of confusion.
He looks almost bored “the other guys you were with couldn’t pleasure you, what a drag.”
“They did, I just don’t think i’m capable of it”
“F’course you are,” he yawns like this is taking too much of his energy to explain. “you’ve just never been with someone like me.”
He approaches you again on the couch, but instead of going back to his resting position he just leans in looking at you.
“What are you trying to say?”
“i’m trying to say i’ll do it”
Your face feels like it’s on fire, your eyes staring back into Nagi’s tired ones. “There’s no way..”
He moves his hand to lift one of your thighs, opening your legs. “Do you wanna bet?”
And that’s how you found yourself fucking your best friend.
He pinned you down on your back to the couch, his broad figure keeping you under him. Your clothes have since been taken off, leaving you bare for him, even though he still had all of his on.
“Nagi, s’not fair” you whimper out as his eyes access every inch of your naked body.
“What’s not fair?”
you pout at his obliviousness “You’re still dressed!”
“You’re the one who’s gonna squirt, not me” he finishes while dipping two fingers down towards your heat. He drags them between your folds, making you wince at the feeling.
“So sensitive,” he murmurs, dragging his fingers up towards rub circles around your clit. “M—hm right there Nagi,” a whimper slips your lips.
“Don’t tell me how to fuck you.” He slips both fingers into your tight pussy without warning, causing you to throw your head back with a scream. “S’tight, sucking my fingers in,” Nagi stares at where his fingers connect with you. Once he thinks you’ve been adjusted enough, he quickly thrusts his fingers in and out with a deadly pace.
“Ngh—too fast, fuck” you cry at his relentless attacks, but he doesn’t slow down. Instead, he curls his fingers up, finding that spongy spot that has you seeing white. “I-I’m close, please please please”
Your begs fall on deaf ears because as soon as Nagi realizes you’re about to cum, he takes his fingers out, observing as your cunt clenches around nothing.
You let out a small whine at the emptiness, looking to see what Nagi is thinking. His eyes hold a hunger you’ve never seen besides from when he plays football. He shifts his gaze back to you, putting the same fingers that were inside of you in your mouth. You let him, sucking and licking up your own arousal.
“Be good and take what I give you,” he mutters out with a low tone, like you were annoying him. He removes his fingers from your mouth and stares at the way your saliva coats them. “Hm, I might need a taste too.”
He leans his head down towards your heat, disregarding your cries. The moment his tongue makes contact with your clit everything shifts, he starts lapping it up like you might disappear. “So sweet, fuck” he groans against your pussy.
Your hand flies down to his hair, pulling on it as he eats you out like you were his last meal. He sucks on your clit like it’s candy, before moving lower to your cunt. He uses his thumb to keeping rubbing against your bundle of nerves as his tongue pushes into your hole.
Your back arches at the warm muscle, your begs become louder and louder. “P-please, Nagi—s’good”
You’re so close again, your pretty cunt hugging Nagi’s tongue, but as soon as you’re about to come undone, he removes his hold on you. Lifting his head up, just staring at the fuck out look on your face.
There are tears forming at the corners of your eyes as you make eye contact, a pathetic whimper coming out of your mouth, “w-why”
“I told you to take it, you know you’re loud for someone who said they don’t make these noises.”
You’ve been so engaged in the pleasure Nagi was pulling from you that you didn’t even notice the fact you were moaning like a porn star. He hasn’t even kissed you and somehow this is the best you’ve ever had.
As if he read your mind, he leans his face closer to yours and catches your lips in a feverish kiss. You can taste yourself on him, making you let out a moan. Nagi uses that as his chance to slip his tongue into your mouth, exploring the wet cavern. At the same time, his hands find their way to your tits, squeezing them and circling your nipples. You both pull away for air and he begins to undress himself. The sight of him shirtless has your jaw dropped, he was sculpted like a greek god.
He moves to take off his sweatpants and your eyes nearly bust out of your sockets. You knew Nagi was packing, but not this much. Even with his boxers still on you could tell it was huge.
“That’s not gonna fit!” you cry out and he just sighs. “It’ll fit, stop freaking out. You’re just gonna make yourself tighter.”
When pulls down his boxers his thick girth slaps against his abdomen. The tip was angry and flushed, already leaking precum.
He lines himself up with your cunt and slowly pushes his length in. “s’too much—ah” your whines only become louder. He raises his hand up to cover your mouth, “too loud—can’t focus”
The irony of the situation would’ve made you embarrassed if you were able to think about anything besides Nagi’s cock. This all started because you said you would never sound like this, and here you were, sounding worse than that actress.
Your tight cunt was sucking Nagi’s cock so good, making him have to hold back in order to not cum at the feeling. When he finally fits all of it in he takes a moment to let you collect yourself. The look on your face has his cock pulsing.
Nagi moves his hand from your face and use his lips to muffle your moans. Forcing you into a deeper kiss. When he pulls away you start begging for him to move, needing to feel it.
The overstimulation from your last denied orgasms made you extra sensitive, and now having his thick cock split you open you couldn’t even breathe.
Nagi listens to your request and starts moving in and out, going faster and faster until he was pounding into you like it was nothing.
“NGH—N-NAGI PLEASE”
“p-please what, baby?”
Your moans only became more desperate as his thumb once again found its way to your clit. And with the way he was thrusting into you, it wouldn’t be long until you reached your climax.
your words mumble together “w-wanna cum, been s’good for you”
“not yet, hold on f’me” Nagi only fastens his pace, somehow going even faster, hitting right into your g-spot.
“S-SEI!” you scream before you can’t hold yourself together anymore, shaking at the wave of pleasure coming over you.
“let go, sweet girl”
With his permission, you let go, finally reaching your orgasm. You feel yourself gush everywhere, something you’ve never felt before.
Nagi watches, awe struck at the way you squirt all over his cock and bare thighs. He keeps fucking you through your climax, meeting his own too and releasing his load into you with a groan.
You whine as his warm seed fills you, legs still trembling.
Nagi smiles slightly, still buried deep in you “Ha, I won”
You can’t even look at him, panting as you try to retaliate but the words won’t come out.
Your best friend just made you squirt for the first time, and definitely not the last.
(this is so ooc, but i hope I did the request justice!)
“sae, do you love me?” you whisper softly, your fingers are tangled in his sweet pink hair as you listen to his gentle breaths against your chest. it’s about 7 am, you assume. the sun is freshly risen, marking the beginning of a new day.
you feel sae shuffle against you and almost brush off your question like he wasn’t awake a few minutes ago. you massage your digits against his scalp and quietly speak once more. “sae?”
he hums in agreement and you know there’s a small knit of annoyance in his brow. you shift this time moving your hands to cup his face and lift it upward to face yours. his eyes struggle as they barely flicker open as he drifts in and out of sleep. as you hold his gaze expectantly, waiting for something more than a measly hum.
after a minute of watching sae slowly wake up and let his eyes welcome in the brightness of the early morning, he wraps his hands around your waist and places his chin on your sternum.
“do you really love me?” you parrot, this time with a frown on your lips. sae’s expression shifts. you can never truly decipher no matter how hard you tried; it’s a mix of annoyance, with something alike to irritation, and maybe a bit of vexatious exasperation…or maybe it was none of that nonsense, what he likes to call it when you overthink his words.
his mouth parts and the brief moment felt eternal, as though time itself has slowed. agonizing anticipation built up like a brick wall in your chest and your mind began to race with thoughts of what he could possibly say to you.
“are you serious?”
“i am. are you going to answer me?”
“if you need me to answer a question like that, then i guess my job has been dissatisfying to you.” he says with something in his voice that yet again you are unable to decode. your mouth falls agape in disbelief. and like before, he lays his head down on your chest cheek pressed against your shirt.
you realize after a moment of silence he doesn’t plan on answering you with a simple yes…or no. actually, it seems like he’s planning on going back to sleep and ignoring you completely.
“sae, i mean it. do you love me or not?” your tone still as serene as ever but there’s a hint of dolefulness that you couldn’t mask well enough in time for your words were already flying from your mouth.
you turn your eyes away to look out the window when you feel a pair of lips kiss the small bit of exposed flesh of your collar, then your neck, and then your cheek. you turn your face back to face sae ready to tell him to leave you alone and roll back onto his side of the bed, but the his lips catch yours in a soft, slow kiss.
it’s as soft as a dove’s feather tickling your lips, and it has as much fervour as ever. “yes, i love you,” he whispers in between lingering kisses.
you keep your eyes closed as your reach your hands to cup his face like before and kiss him back. “i love you too.”
˚˖ִ໋ synopsis: your annoying roommate, MICHAEL KAISER, cannot stop pissing you off even if his life depended on it. however, he's undeniably sexy, and he seems to think you are too. and honestly, fate seems to like the idea of you riding the annoying out of him.
˚˖ִ໋ contains: university!au, reddit format, swearing, pet names, pervert!kaiser, pervert!roommate!kaiser, masturbation (m), p in v, porn with plot, hate fucking, cowgirl, nipple play (f receiving), bratty!kaiser, dom!kaiser (in a way idk if he qualifies as a switch), mean!reader, degradation (m! receiving)
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ help. how do i tell my uni roommate that i really don't like how he lives at home? cans everywhere. blue dye everywhere (even in my shampoo! and it's BLUE DYE). eats my leftovers every other day. and he's so smug every time i get pissed. uggghhhhhhh i really just want to have peace for a year... what do i do?
You banged on the door once.
The silence that follows prompts another bang—your fist slamming on the door.
"Michael, I swear to God!"
Your hand is placed on your hip, your foot tapping on the floor impatiently. This had been the seventh—no, eighth—time his blue hair dye stained the bathroom walls and the umpteenth time that a few blue strands ended up swirling in your poor shampoo. You had never met someone so disorganized, so messy, and so unbearable to live with!
You swallowed thickly, clicking your tongue against your cheek.
Things had to change. Confrontation is a must when living with a person like Michael Kaiser.
A grunt inside his bedroom followed, a quiet admission to him ignoring you. And you swear a vein popped in your forehead.
"Do you hear me? I'm not your fucking mother! Is it so hard to clean up after yourself? And don't touch my fucking shampoo! Do you know how expensive this is and what lengths I have to go through to get this exact one? It's supposed to smell like me, not you. Do you hear me?!"
Your throat was starting to get raspy from how much you were yelling, but this asshole—he only seemed to like talking when it was bullshit that came out.
Then, a soft groan murmured from behind his bedroom door.
"Scheiße..."
"Are you swearing at me?!" you yelled, scoffing. "That's it; I'm coming in."
Your hand wrapped around the handle when the sudden sound of shuffling jolted the air. But a bit of privacy invasion was necessary to end this nightmare of a roommate.
And so, you pushed.
A flush crept up your neck when you caught the sight of Michael sitting on his desk chair, his chest rising and falling and flushed, and his...
His dick.
It was out of his grey sweats, his hand wrapped around the base.
You immediately spun on your heels, facing the hallway. "What the fuck, Michael?!"
"I—" He heaved; his shirt was God knows where, discarded somewhere so that only his rose tattoo was illuminated under his lamp. "I told you not to come in."
Your hands dragged down your cheeks, your eyes shutting in regret. "Since when?!"
"Was my silence not an answer?!"
You bit down your pride and cast a glance back to him, his hair and body damp from showering.
"Why are you just looking?" He panted, the rosy flush of his tip still very visible. "Do you wanna watch?"
He could not be serious right now, his broad shoulders rising in a huff of baffled laughter. Your eyes darted to every corner of his seriously disorganised room—the dresser with clothes everywhere, the weird loose coke cans, and totally, totally not his stiffened dick before—
"No!" You scurried to the door handle, turning to the side. "I hate you!"
"What the fuck did I do?"
You slammed the door shut, drowning away every memory of Michael Kaiser before you lost your mind.
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fuckmylifeg2fw: girl SET BOUNDARIES. men like this won't learn if you just take it. you have to tell him he's being a bitch. yell at him a little. that's how they listen.
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: okay thank you... i do yell at him, but he just says sorry with a sad face and like, idk... does the laundry?
⤷ fuckmylifeg2fw: and that works for you?
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: kind of...
notshidouryusei69: i had a roommate exactly like this so i had to have sex every night SO loud that he eventually got tired of me and switched dorms. never let them know your next move.
⤷ notshidouryusei69: what the fuck man i'm trying to give real advice over here
⊹ ࣪ ˖ EDIT 1: okay, so i don't mean to alarm anyone, but i tried confronting my roommate about his messy lifestyle, and unfortunately in doing so, i caught him jerking off. i mean, it's normal... so that's not what i'm mad about. it was pretty awkward that it even happened, but oh well, he always walks around half naked anyway. my problem actually is that ever since i caught him, he's been jerking off pretty regularly. and loudly. and i know that HE KNOWS that the walls in this place are fucking thin. help.
You're trying to clean off your makeup when the shrill of a moan in the room next to you starts.
"Fuck! Right there—"
It's definitely a woman's moaning, but the quality wasn't authentic—more like it was being played from someone's laptop at 2 AM. Someone, as in your annoying roommate, Michael Kaiser.
You were seriously wondering how someone like him was allowed into the public, especially someone so sought after by women and men and the people who liked to party. You pressed the oil-filled pad into your lashes harder, trying to ignore this weird situation until—
"Mm! Shit!..."
A much more authentic, guttural groan muffled against the wall, followed by the panting and low moaning of the video playing. He was so fucking shameless, like catching him masturbating once was an invitation to do it again and again.
You finished removing the excess glue from your lashes before stumbling out of your bedroom into the kitchen—hoping a glass of water will drown out your thoughts and dignity.
Maybe splashing water on him would be a better option.
You're clearing your throat as you down the glass, your short shorts and tube top still on from the party you had just come back from. Groaning into your hands about the moaning in the bedroom next to you, the door clicked open along with the shuffling of slippers against the floorboards.
"G'morning," Michael hummed, opening the fridge to fetch a glass of water. "Where have you been?"
You're perched over the counter, your eyes raking down from his blonde hair loosely tousled into a bun to the glasses framing his eyes and the sweats hanging low on his waist.
You were used to seeing his half-naked body. Very used to it. But you were not used to boners poking out of sweats.
And definitely not the wet patch accompanying it.
"Party," you coughed into your fist, brushing your hair behind your ears. "Why didn't you come?"
"Had an assignment I need to finish."
"Right."
There was an odd silence that cut through the kitchen as he poured himself a glass of water from the pitcher, his brows furrowing in concentration. "Do you need something?"
You squeezed your eyes shut so hard you could see sounds. "Actually, yeah. If you could stop playing the porn you watch on speaker, it'd be great."
He snickered into his hand before adjusting his glasses. "Oh, you could hear that? I had no clue."
You pursed your lips, your cheek squishing over your palm. "You totally had a fucking clue."
"I seriously didn't, but I'll keep it in mind for next time."
"Alright, yeah. Thank you."
You stared at his rosy lips wrapping around the cup as he spoke. "Need anything else?"
Your gaze flickered to the fridge.
"Stop jerking off so loudly."
"Mm, yeah. Sorry."
As he downed the glass, the corner of his lip perked up a fraction—a fraction so minuscule that on a normal day, you wouldn't have noticed it at all.
Michael had this knack at gawking at you, whether you were in a pair of sleep shorts or the tiniest tube top known to mankind. And apparently, he thought this was the time and place to check you out.
"You look nice," he murmured before turning away. "Sleep well."
You clutched your glass so hard it could fucking break.
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thefastestprincessinbllk1: what a pervert. how did that even happen?
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: i was yelling at him about it but he wasn't answering so i just opened the door and ... you know. fun stuff.
⤷ thefastestprincessinbllk1: so he just kept jerking off even when you were yelling at him? with the door unlocked? i'm actually at a loss for words. get a new roommate.
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: that's actually a pretty good question... and maybe i will look into that.
notshidouryusei69: is he hot?
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: does it matter?
⤷ notshidouryusei69: if hes not hot then switch roommates. if he is, just fuck him.
⤷ thedestroyer11037: notice how this has more downvotes than upvotes? log off.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ EDIT 2: just as i thought things were getting better, my roommate started his bullshit again. like seriously, it's getting old. he refused to do the laundry because he has some sort of problem with seeing my underwear? and then i started crying and it just got worse from there. he kinda said i could fuck him as an apology. like, literally use him as a human dildo so i dont report him to RA. like, he literally said 'you can use or fuck me however you like'. WTF
"Come again?"
Michael scratched the back of his neck, ignoring the flush creeping up. "I don't want to do the laundry."
Your foot tapped incessantly along the floorboards, your jaw slack in absolute bafflement. "Well, I already did the dishes for the past few days."
"Yeah. You did."
You bit your lip sharply. "So why don't you want to do the laundry then, hm? What is it now?"
You crossed your arms in annoyance, softly shaking your head at Michael, who was currently in a robe, fixing his hair.
"You're gonna be mad if I tell you."
"I'm already fucking mad, Michael."
"Okay," he sighed, looking off to the side. "I just don't like your panties."
Your jaw slacked open so wide it could pop. "What?"
Michael adjusted his glasses, fixing the edge of his robe so it was snug under his defined arms. "It's not personal."
"What the fuck is wrong with my panties?"
"I don't like the colours," he started, counting on his lithe fingers. "I don't like the design. You could do better, honestly."
You swear a vein popped in your forehead, scoffing to the side as an attempt to regain any semblance of your sanity as you begin to pace the hallway in thought.
"Also, why are you always so wet? Every time I do laundry, your panties are always soiled. Kinda scary, you know."
He paused.
"I just didn't know you were like that."
"I—" You bit down on the words as you shot a finger at him. "I-I just have so many issues with you."
Panic flashed on Michael's face as the first set of tears slipped down your cheeks, your chest heaving. "Woah, did I upset you? Wait, I'm sorry—"
He shuffled close, his hands hovering inches away from your head as he sputtered. "No, don't cry. Why are you crying?"
"I-I am going to report you to our RA," you sniffled, wiping your eyes. "I hate you. Room by yourself, asshole."
Michael's jaw slacked as he looked around, watching you cry with your hands in your face. He softly stroked your head once. "Hey, no, I'm sorry."
You didn't come up from your hands for a while, stilling as Michael awkwardly patted your head for the umpteenth time.
"...Don't report me."
"That's what you're worried about?!" You perked up, nose scrunching in disbelief. "You're— You're only thinking about yourself!"
His rosy lips pursed in guilt, leaning closer. "No, no. I just don't want you to report me. What do you want, huh? I'll do laundry and the dishes or cook you food for the next month."
"I don't want any of that," you sniffled, wiping your eyes again. "Dick."
Michael leaned closer, so close that his breath was brushing your cheek, his brows furrowing in complete confusion. "Dick? You want my dick?"
Your eyes blew open.
"...Okay, if you want my dick, you got it. You can use me all you want; fuck me all you'd like. Just don't report me to the RA, hm?"
You swore the tears started coming harder the more he spoke.
"I don't want your dick, you asshole!"
He recoiled. "Oh, okay. Well, you said—"
"I said I don't wanna fuck you!"
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iamnotsaeitoshi8: well, did you? cause if you did, i'm gonna block you.
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: OF COURSE NOT? im not that easy
⤷ iamnotsaeitoshi8: i'm starting to seriously wonder where people get their roommates from. to the RA he goes.
chrollomakesuswet4: girl you're stressing me out this is seriously messy 😭😭
⤷ katsukibakugosleftasscheek: NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK LMAOO
⤷ ilovebeabadoob3e: like torturing poor OP with his way of living and then dissing her panties and then saying he'll let her hit 😭 WHAT IS GOING AWNNN
⊹ ࣪ ˖ EDIT 3: hi guys i just wanted to thank everyone for how much attention this thread has been getting lol! anyways, i actually did end up fucking my roommate but i swearrr it was a spur of the moment kinda thing. he doesn't actually use my shampoo anymore, and he cleans up after himself, and now he actually does laundry! soooo everything was all sorted out. i'll keep you guys updated if anything happens!
The haze in your head had to be some kind of byproduct from staying in Michael Kaiser's mancave.
Nonetheless, your hips rolled into his, your head rolling back as you moaned sweetly. "Micha..."
It was a nickname you only really saved when he wasn't grating on your nerves.
His brows furrowed, jaw slackening as he watched you shamelessly ride him, your fingers clawing into the soft flesh of his pecs. "Oh, scheiße..."
His palms dug into the cushions as you grinded against a particularly sweet spot, the ridge of his cock brushing against the sensitive wall of nerves. "Micha!"
You arched into him, teeth catching your bottom lip as your nails dug into his pecs, watching a flush creep his heaving chest all the way to his neck. "Fuck... Micha, your dick is so good. Fuck."
You squeezed his cock tight as you grinded, your tits bouncing softly along with the momentum—a view for your stupid, annoying roommate. And a view only for him.
Michael brought a shaky hand to grip your hips tightly, cradling your hips to meet his at a steadier, prettier pace.
"Fuck you," you swat his hands away, your pace quickening. "You don't get to just do that. Mm— You deserve this shit."
He threw his head back in a fit of pleasure, your wet heat squeezing him on all ends, plunging in and out of you. "Mm— I said sorry, schatz. Won't you forgive me?"
He panted, his trembling fingers reaching to massage your bouncing tits instead, squeezing the soft fat. "So soft. You've always been this soft?— Fuck!"
You whined as he took your pebbled nipple into his mouth, teeth grazing the sensitive skin as he hollowed his cheeks and sucked fervently, tongue lashing and swirling around the hardened bud. His other hand reached to pinch and rub your untouched nipple.
"Micha!" You gasped, your hips stuttering against his as he sucked your nipple so hard you could see stars. "A-Ah— That's t'much!"
You pried him off your chest, saliva connecting his mouth to your breast before tugging on his hair. "Just stay still. Fuck— I can't concentrate when you do that."
"Can't concentrate, yeah?" He flashed a raw, open smile—hair dishevelled by you pulling his blonde locks. "Is that really my problem or yours?"
You were about to retort when his hips snapped up, drilling into you as it brushed your cervix. A whimper tumbled from your lips as his hands gripped your hips so tight it could bruise—his hips snapping up into you.
His lips brushed the shell of your ear. "Too slow, but keep going, yeah? What is it you're mad at me about? Haah— My fucking hair dye?"
"Your hair dye—" You whined, your chin hooking over his shoulder as you tried to steady yourself. "Y-Your stupid coke cans everywhere."
From the way his hands were gripped onto you, his dick was able to angle itself in a way where the tip kissed your g-spot—shooting blanks into your head and lower stomach.
"A-And because—" You tried to catch your breath as his fingers dug into the soft fat of your ass, pounding into you at a relentless, sticky pace. "Because you always moan like a slut when you jerk off!"
"I'm the slut, really? I'm a slut to you, schatz?" He tilted his chin up, cooing into your ear. "When you're about to cum like this?"
Just as you adjusted to his pace, your hips grinding onto his, you spoke. "I'm not about to cum, you—"
His thumb and forefinger shakily reached to pinch your poking clit, making you jolt against him.
"Micha!"
His thumb rubbed fast, unrelenting circles on your clit—and you swear your vision blurs, your hips stuttering against him.
His lips find the sweet spot behind your ear, sucking fervently on the sensitive skin. "Cum. Take it out on me."
He dug his fingers into your ass cheeks once more, lifting you off the base of his cock before sheathing it back in you, bullying your insides. You whimpered as a milky white ring formed around the base of his cock, gushing all over him.
"Fuck you, Kaiser." You choked out, your hips finding the momentum to grind on him again, riding out your orgasm. "Fuck you."
"You're already fucking me."
"No, but— Fuck you! You talk t'much."
He smiled against your neck, pulling away with an oceanic gaze full of mirth. "Come shut up the source, then. I got a real pretty face you can sit on."
His thumb rubbed soothing circles on your hips like he wasn't responsible for taking your breath away, but you pressed your fingers onto his chest anyway, murmuring a promise.
"Just shut the fuck up and get on your back."
"Oh, don't get so cocky from one apology."
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katsukibakugosleftasscheek: someone play pretty little birds by SZA
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: I SAID THIS WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT C'MON IT'S NOT MY PROUDEST MOMENT
⤷ chrollomakesuswet4: our mother hen 😭 was the dick at least good
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: 👀👀
iamnotsaeitoshi8: i was really rooting for you, OP. you have disappointed me. never ask for advice on this site again.
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: i'm sorry... 😟
⤷ notshidouryusei69: don't listen to him. atta girl
cucumbergardener46: This thread reminds me of my olden days when I was in my twenties with many, and I mean many, boyfriends! Don't listen to these boring people, OP. If you can find three more guys like this, I think you've just hit the jackpot.
⤷ ilovebeefymen54: aw thank you. i will find three more for sure!
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