Null Pointer in Time

Jennifer | 30 | she/her

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[mobius-m-mobius]

What I'd ask you in return, Arthur, is what town doesn't have a checkered past? You know, if we go back far enough in our country's timeline. Right?

Widow's Bay (2026–) | S01x01 "Welcome to Widow's Bay!"

[ultrafacts]

[christopher575]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[doubleca5t]

The only difference between a chud religion and a woke religion is whether or not said religion has the weight of the government or other powerful institutions behind it. No matter how beautiful and egalitarian and morally aspirational the original texts of a religion are, there is absolutely nothing stopping institutional actors from twisting those words to defend the powerful and demonize the powerless. Bitches in the U.S. will be like "Buddhism is such a peaceful religion, you never hear about Buddhist extremists" yeah of course YOU haven't heard of Buddhist extremists you couldn't find Myanmar on a map if your life depended on ir

[depsidase]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[parkchanwoohoo]

[hackfurs]

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[hackfurs]

thats not true i dont think people would do that

[little-bisexual-gargoyle]

what the new game changer felt like, honestly

[haarute]

pov you are sent to hell

[maryoliveoil]

Cackled so much at this when I watched it the other day that my dog gave me the stink-eye.

[samreich]

next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant

[ironmaidenhead]

[thealogie]

😊😊😊

[stroebe2]

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]