Salty Aesthetics

There’s no real theme tbh

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

i hate when people say “tell me about yourself” like bitch my personality changes with whatever book i’m reading because i absorb the personality of the protagonist idk what to tell you

[theunfamiliar]

Some things baby witches should know

Scrolling through witchtok -ew- I've come across a ton of misinformation, even some one here. So I've decided to put together a small list of things I feel like baby witches should know.

1. Not all spells need to be in a jar

2. Deities don't talk to you like normal people do

3. You don't have to be wiccan to be a witch

3. You don't need to be religious to be a witch

4. Not every herb is safe to burn

5. Most essential oils cannot go on your skin

6. Some herbs/teas can have side effects

7. Do not try to cleanse your outdoor space regularly. Say youre doing a one time spell, yeah sure but nature doesnt need to be cleansed

8. DO NOT PUT SALT ON THE GROUND, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GODS.

9. There are other pantheons beside the Greek.

10. The Greek gods are nothing like Percy jackson

11. Shifting is NOT apart of witchcraft

12. Your pet does not automatically become your familiar

13. Entity work/Deity work requires at least 2 years of practice and research IMO

14. Keeping a BOS/Grimoire is not needed but will help you...A LOT

15. You do not need to attend every holiday or full moon

16. CLEANSE THE LID TO YOUR JAR ASWELL AS THE JAR

[gr33n-w1tch]

The best crystals for... 🤍

@lovebyluna on instagram

[obnubilant]

Gangsta | ギャングスタ

[micdotcom]

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

[crimeshetyped]

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

[dnaguzzlingteamcaptain]

Yeah should be doing this more.

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

[motherbychoice]

Goddess

[numberonepostfox]

This lady will end racism😭❤

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[the-winchester-brothers-deactiv]

#this is actually iconic #and i love it so much #and i don’t know why it took me so long to find it but #reblog forever #reblog always #because russia can’t

[numberonepostfox]

#makethislegalinrussia #Putinispissedwefoundout

[bluesymoon]

this is the future liberals want

[born-for-fame]

This is exactly what I want.

[copperbadge]

The only gender reveal party I will support is the Gender Studies Reveal Party. 

[soft-stims]

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

[soft-stims]

I wasn’t kidding

[orchidvioletindigo]

WHAT

[numberonepostfox]

WHAT IS IT CALLED ASDFGHJKL

[neurotiddies]

RB IF YOU AGREE

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[numberonepostfox]

Can someone please draw Gordon as a smol bean

[vinceaddams]

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

[sorion]

[numberonepostfox]

Put those away #NSFW

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teaboot]

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

[numberonepostfox]

I needed this😭

[the-child-death]

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

[the-child-death]

((HOW THE HELL IS THIS ON TRENDING?!?!))

[bigswigrollers]

hate

[sylveon-lover-crazyfangirl1415]

BITCH HOW COUPD I SAY NO TO HALLOWEEN

[doctor-loki-sherlock]

HALLOWEEN!!!

[otakufander]

This is Halloween!!!!

[tis-i-the-most-uncooked-fry]

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

[numberonepostfox]

CANT RISK IT

[anxietyproblem]

[dysphoric-trender]

Hey transmeds, have you ever taken a moment to think to yourself why people don’t want you interacting with their posts?

could it be because you harass, misgender, suicide bait, stalk, and bully everyone who doesn’t agree with you?

could it be because you’ve literally made people fucking scared of you?

could it be because the debate is no longer about dysphoria and is just y’all wanting to be assholes with minimal repercussions?

but oh lord no. it gotta be that those nasty tucutes can’t handle opinions other than theirs! yes that’s it! no critical thinking necessary!

fuck o f f with that

[peaceisfortheweak]

Breaking news: tucutes do that too, op

Transmeds just don’t generalize an entire group of people based on a few bad eggs, though apparently you can’t say the same for your own community. Man, what a shame.

[numberonepostfox]

Its true for both sides too be honest goddamn 

sincerely a transmed

[gaypeopletwitter]

[vhspunk]

[numberonepostfox]

im acually active