My mom walked into the room like ‘Good news! Your brother is now Minecraft! He is the mine. They are removing ores on Tuesday. Like Minecraft.”
cool mom. This is the most normal way to announce gallbladder surgery I think?

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My mom walked into the room like ‘Good news! Your brother is now Minecraft! He is the mine. They are removing ores on Tuesday. Like Minecraft.”
cool mom. This is the most normal way to announce gallbladder surgery I think?
do you accept thirst?? i want to know before i say anything in case you arent comfortable with it
yeah i’m fine with it LMFAO but to an extent where it ain’t weird HAHAAHAHA
Through the nichest power application I’ve ever conceived of, technically SCP Tubbo can completely erase people’s ability to feel pain, which is incredibly funny for the guy with chronic pain. And also a really weird ability for a guy who is actually just 400,000 bees.
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in one conversation someone’s asking me to helper her figure out if she’s in love bc ‘aroace people give the best dating advice’. In the second, simultaneous conversation, I’m finding out that two people I’ve been talking to near daily for a year have been in a relationship for years and are, quote, “not married yet”
Hi can I get $-20?
cant believe i forgot to say earlier but happy Not Quite Almost Christmas Time to those who celebrate!!!!
I'm thinking once this zine and art fight is over I might dust off my oc blog and kinda talk and draw to the wall there. Tho my creative juices for it were only strong earlier this month. Dunno how I'll feel about it at that time.