winny

it’s nico rosberg 2016 f1 champ

[leftneb]

HELLO? REID FUCKING WISEMAN? WE GET ACTUALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN F1 NOW? WHERE AM I?

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[bettermetalgoat]

Did....did they think PDF was social media? Did they even look at what Tumblr was? Were they getting PDF confused with MySpace for some ungodly reason? I have so many questions. So so many questions.

[forzasnoopy]

[my-dailydreams]

[golden-letters]

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

[scorpionlafemme]

[redacted-metallum]

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

[devilswalkingstick]

u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[redacted-metallum]

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

[devilswalkingstick]

GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH

[redacted-metallum]

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[bring-subaru-back-to-wrc]

When you run out of gas and get picked up by someone that then runs out of gas themself, then get picked up by someone else and THEY run out of gas, and finally the three of you get picked up by yet another car. Except it's Formula 1.

Stefan Johannson, Philippe Alliot, Nelson Pissantmcshitface, and René Arnoux. Mexico 1986

[cute-catts]

Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

[kinklock]

the grip tumblr has on society while being universally believed to be dead

[28ms28]

End him Nico

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[loseinadaydream]

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup "enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

[megafaunaknight]

[russilton]

Okay I posted this earlier but this image is even closer

[unlapped]

if drivers can’t swear on the radio i think we should introduce honking