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#this was too klaus not to reblog #[klausisms placeholder];#also tumblr almost gave me a heartattack by having me log in and immediately say ''there's nothing here'' skgjsldk #like yeah sure i've not done really any writing here so there's nothing to lose but LOL

valtsv

well the horrors of the deep find me irresistible so whatever

#[klausisms placeholder];

thememedaddy

#this is such a klaus thing to do #imagining a post-canon au where one of klaus' jobs is babysitter #he'd be pretty good at it i think #[klausisms placeholder];

lindleland

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

#i can hear this so clearly in his voice #[klausisms placeholder];

parkchanwoohoo

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

#after reblogging to nathan i realized this is EXTREMELY also klaus with hazel and cha cha skgjslkgs #[klausisms placeholder];#tweedle dum [hazel];#tweedle dee [cha cha];

whumpster-dumpster

When a whumpee is typically perceived as lazy and everyone thinks they're playing up their exhaustion/burnout/illness to get away with doing nothing but it's really just that all the hard work they've been doing either happens when no one else is there to see or just goes unnoticed/unappreciated

#klaus stumbling in after going on the most insane emotionally and mentally exhausting journey of his life while also dealing w/ withdrawals:#his siblings: what happened to you #klaus: oh yknowwwwww lol lmao long story dw about it

brightlotusmoon

#HUGE klaus energy #[klausisms placeholder];

honeypleasejustkillme

my taste in men has gotta be a form of self harm

#klaus would say this like a joke but we all know it's totally serious #(except dave. he insists dave is not one of those men.)#(((but i would have to argue dave counts too all things considered.)))#[klausisms placeholder];

0ddoblivion

Decided to paint outside in a storm to see what would happen.

0ddoblivion

I gave her flowers so maybe she won’t haunt me.

#[klausisms placeholder];

color-palettes

kill, kill, kill the party, blow those speakers up - Submitted by tinyheads

#FF6080 #D95DFF #CC52C9 #733C80 #402E4D

#the cross between klaus' aesthetics and alisha's aesthetics make me laugh. they really have *a lot* in common.#champagne cocaine gasoline [aesthetic];

enki2

#tell me i'm wrong #[klausisms placeholder];

ex0skeletal-undead

Shadows, charcoal powder on paper by JustArtsgallry

#[ghosts placeholder];

griffonatrix

*mumbling around the slide of a pistol*: "wow babe not very safe sane consensual of you"

#he would #[klausisms placeholder];

ebaygirl

90s vintage seventh avenue embroidered whimsigoth top size 2x

#but i make these high heels work [wardrobe];

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific

#hjsgksj klaus after he realizes he's immortal #kind of #chocolate pudding [crack];

catsofyore

From the book Caroline’s Party, 1972. Illustrated by Pierre Probst and written by Jane Carruth. 🪥

#somehow this is klaus in my mind #[likes placeholder];

numbfour

i love writing klaus but wow i am so weirdly intimidated by writing him outside of discord LOL.

hello, hi, i would like to attempt to do things here at some point. i was s1-based only, but i think i would actually enjoy exploring s1-4... albeit turning s4 into something completely my own, ignoring the actual plot we were given.

boop the heart and i'll send you memes?

#sending these tonight!#out of ghosts [ooc];

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