[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[zanahoriabaila]

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

[official-lucifers-child]

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made

[normal-thoughts-official]

[VD: A gay comedy TikTok. It shows two men, both played by the same person, who has light skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair. The first person (Man 1) is bare-headed, and the second (Man 2) wears a backwards blue cap.

Man 1 is sitting on the couch, laptop on his lap as he goes through his phone. He casually says, “alright I just sent it to you”. A Grindr sound comes up, and he immediately stops, looking at it with wide eyes. He then tilts his ear toward the sound. Points at where the sound came from. Tilts his head again to stare.

He is then abruptly shown squatting on the floor in front of the couch, holding his head in his hands as his eyes dart around the room in shock.

Man 2 opens the door and casually says, “thank you, oiph! Do you want to go grab some food or something?”, not even looking at him

Man 1, still in a state of shock, hesitantly replies, “yeah…” Before giving up and putting his hands together as if in praying, pointing them at Man 2 and saying, “wait, question. Was that Grindr?”. He smiles. Affably. Shockedly. Nearly immediately, he drops the smile

Man 2 gives a short laugh. “Yeah, yeah, I put it as your text notification or whatever. That’s, that’s like your ‘gay sound’, right?” he makes a vague hand motion.

Man 1 is stuttering now. “Ye-Yeah.” He starts playing with his ear, “That’s a weird way to put it but ye-” he freezes mid sentence, staring away

Man 2 immediately makes calming motions with his hands, seeming in a rush to explain himself. “I didn’t put it there to make fun of you, I put it there so in case you text me, and I’m around some people, and like their heads look up,” he imitates a perking up motion, “I know who’s gay and be like ‘oh, I can set up, I can set you up with my f- with my, with my gay friend”

Man 1’s confused face is zoomed in, very fast. He seems to be struggling to process the information. “That’s so weird and sweet”

Man 2 seems worried. “You’re not offended by that, right? I’m so- I just-” he puts his hand over his heart, “I want you to meet someone, you know?” He gives a small smile

“For some reason I’m okay with it. Thank you”, man 1 replies. He is struggling not to cry

Just as casually, Man 2 says, “yeah, I love you, I want to make sure, uh, the guy is good for you” he frowns, as if that’s obvious

Screaming as he twists his face to hold back the tears, Man 1 screams, “what is happening? Thank you”

The video is by @\chrislorenc on TikTok. End ID]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[64mpg]

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

[girldraki]

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I’m all booked

[willgrahamscock]

this websites hate mail is brutal

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[charl0ttan]

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is the Steiff mohair ladybird on wheels!

[sybbiline]

Samantha Parkington!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?

I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

[sovietnam]

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[devotedgossamerreader]

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

[crabussy]

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"