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darkohexar

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

And my all-time favorite:

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW

I collect fake pokemon cards, badly translated to Spanish… I have this excadrill card with the attack “straight slash”. Well. That’s the original name anyways.

In my card, however,

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Gangsey💚🌿👑

I reread the raven cycle and I got reminded how much I love those characters, they are my best friends and I missed them so much. It’s been a while since I’ve first read those books so I was glad I enjoyed them even more than the last times. Now I can’t stop thinking about them help meeeeee.

did you cum?

Not even once.

do you ever randomly think about noah czerny and then you get so sad that you have to stare at a wall fighting back tears for an hour?

imagowrites

bringing the potc fandom back one meme at a time #21

remusfinglupin

You aren’t born gay. You chose to read The Raven Cycle.

trixdraws

is it November yet?

lmaonade

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can

dearbisexual

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

pentagleam

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

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dual wield

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Three sword style

callmebliss

Finally, a martial art worth my time

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northofcorpis

That fuckin smile at the end

bettsplendens

To the worried person in the comments:

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.

sindri42

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

ubercharge

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me

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Me, throwing rocks at God’s window: Hey! Hey! Where’s my dick!?

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you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

riverlarking

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“