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"biological woman/man" buddy men and women arent real 😂

I'm really happy people are reblogging this without commentary I thought id have to over explain myself but I did not :)

lake-erie

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

bunjywunjy

we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out

that's goddess pose

holy shit it sure is

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

#well the first one i can remember is legolas and aragorn at the same time. it does not explain anything other than i have range #and that i like pretty faces and sad backstories

peachdaes

sleepy Baelor

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larkandkatydid

New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.

Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.

thedupshadove

Despite the emphasis often placed on the Knight's capacity for physical violence, the true soul of the Lady and Knight dynamic lies the Knight protecting the Lady from harm, destroying her enemies, increasing her power, and advancing her interests, in ways she is socially proscribed from doing, as well as in his role as a respected and skilled subordinate, who could likely find a place with another patron, but is too devoted to do so.

Therefore, in an Early Modern or later setting, the true way to do a Lady and Knight couple is a wealthy woman having a passionate but unconsummated* emotional affair with her accountant and/or her attorney.

*unless...

#oooh #oaky yeah i can see this

sushi-stims

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abalidoth

brainscrems

april

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open