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[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]

[jebbyfwish]

[venusrrvelez]

[tinasnowz]

theestallion: Hot girl Cujoh

[fukinne-deactivated20250831]

[creepymutelilbugger]

girlmeth

[sprooutt-deactivated20241016]

[ricepisspee]

you're right, hello kitty would NOT do any of that. however hello kitty also wears her bow on the right side of her head, whereas her sister Mimi wears it on the left side. ergo, this is NOT hello kitty, it's her sister Mimi, and tbh I don't really know much about her meth habits.

[seabeck]

Oaks and pines

[bananabread222]

[tyleroakley]

12:01am, November 1st.

[done]

[cognitivedissonance]

[naprasno]

[kissthebrokenwinds]

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture

[vent-posting]

And somehow the cats face had the same energy

[loulouducks]

The same amount of hedonistic joy

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[pearsonaes]

[shinjis]

[yummydirt]

[hotwngz]

[bright-moksha]

[morickyyy]

[yo-its-matt]

Daft Punk after 8 years of not making music:

[badfey]

if she's your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel

[dinuguan]

eatin’ ass under water

call that pacific rim

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[spocksjuul]

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this