[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites​​​.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[moregrindz]

[sosuperawesome]

Kathrin Marchenko on Instagram

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[chrissongzzz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Black people .

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justhereforthesherlock]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

This post speaks to me in a way very few Tumblr posts do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

with baleful violence & disoriented aggression? 

[asknotbug]

I’m sorry but I love each and every one of these birds. Even the haunted felted craft project. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that one’s my NEMESIS 

[theleeallure]

@hypnosubdude 

[animalcrossingmemes]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[wizardrights]

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

[feministism]

[shanerozanov]

johnny trying and failing to summon david and alexis is genuinely so funny? 

[animatedtext]

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true