She's beauty, she's grace, she's Miss Outer Space

I like sharks, Star Wars, Parks and Rec and The X Files. Plus some other stuff. I live in New York City working in theatre, originally from SoCal. Welcome to the shitshow.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I have something truthful to say but you guys….are not gonna like it

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

everyone’s always talking about how they wanna restart the Cult of Dionysus and go wild and all that but honestly. the Cult of Dionysus already has a modern day equivalent and everybody hates them…

guys…..it’s the Theater Kids…

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I don’t think theater kids get ass drunk and kill people but idk it’s been a while

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

get a load of this loser who’s never been to a cast party lmao

[nutty-brunette]

Theatre kids become theatre adults and nothing changes

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[memewhore]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[thingsanddreamsandstuff]

I want to applaud Birds of Prey: the fantabulous emancipation of one Harley Quinn for not once showing the Joker's face unless it's a drawn picture of him used for target practice.

Truly poetic cinema.

[vicchan]

[queer-trashmouth]

Deanna: what time is it?

Riker: I don’t know, pass me my trombone and I’ll find out

Riker: *blares trombone loudly*

Geordi, from another room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 AM

Riker: it’s 2am

[jaubaius]

Unmute

[startedraining]

@diamondguls @thepleasuregoblin

[drethelin]

Me

[hotsingledemonsinyourarea]

What star trek writers think fans want: Action! Sex! Angst! Drama!

What we actually want: parks and rec but in space

[weltenwellen]

a mood

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[ugliust-deactivated20140904]

great

[thebootydiaries]

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

this show is a treasure from start to finish 

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me: