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Cal here! Expert Pokémon nerd and other things. In love with a artistic sheep boy and I like cookies a lot.

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

[foppish-crow]

 I eat cereal with water

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

[lmaonade]

making a costco run (hitless, any%) do you guys need anything 

[sir-troglodyte]

You doing the legendary cashier skip?

[lmaonade]

what are you a cop?

[fuertecito]

I’ve been laughing for the past two hours

[milky-katzchen]

ASS

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

It really is like this though.

[ripleyandweeds]

listen i ask for so fucking little ok, not everybody wants to play as 50 fire emblem characters and a potted plant

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[turing-tested]

avatar aang is…..my dad

[shitbrick]

explain

[turing-tested]

disappeared when i needed him most

[turing-tested]

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

[shitbrick]

suck my waluweenie

[turing-tested]

D:

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

lo fi song titles

she kissed me at 2:27am

Her

her

L O V E  P A R A D I S E

iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist

I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You

raining in my heart

Rain

g h i b l i  r e m i x 

ダーリング

iced coffee with you

iced coffee with her at 3:52am

[dollmaycry]

[derebantran]

[sarcasmprodigy]

A chart.

[actmale]

[hmmmmmhmhmh]

I could feel his presence, but the fact that you chose this post to put him on makes it feel more cursed

[sarcasmprodigy]

OH SO WE’RE PLAYING THAT GAME ON MY POST.

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[pewdiepieburglar]

My dog when I mix dry food into his wet food

[bi-taurmino]

Did you idiots actually watch the video? It was about tokenism and brownie points but I guess you hivemind idiots didn’t even want to give it a chance huh?

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Sorry I didnt watch a 18 minute rant video by a cartoon wolf man

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

anyone else daydream about sitting in on all the courses in every university and just not paying the tuition bc its just for a piece of paper anyway? just collect the free knowledge and b on ur way? cuz i do

[90s-britney]

[mannysiege]

Progress

[briadeluxe-deactivated20161205]

What

[platredeparis-blog]

Imma just let this sit here

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

[yaaaskuza]

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

[gehayi]

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.

[allthingshyper]

Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time

Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.

ALL OF IT.

IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS

[snorlaxatives]

grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

[jortsonfilm]

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Imagine not being able to wear your traditional clothing in YOUR land