my official experience of the internet

I'm Nadine. My blog is mostly funny, feminist, and fabulous.

[weirdnessisgood]

[indicuh]

No thanks

[princenaveen]

[funniest-stuff]

[mielparaoshun]

I wish this was longer

[icanhelpyouthere]

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

[icanhelpyouthere]

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

[green-tea-and-baby-carrots]

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

[soryualeksi]

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

[wrench-wench]

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[onlytwitterpics]

[actual-gop]

[emiaj11]

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

[unofficialpakistani-deactivated]

I’m the kid with the knife

[saiasus]

I’m that last girl

[brberry]

the kid making beef peckmino tortellini with a sage butter sauce: virgo, capricorn, libra

the kid with the knife: taurus, sagittarius, cancer, LEO

that last girl: scorpio, gemini, libra

the cameraman filming: aquarius, aires, pisces

[brokendildo]

I KNEW I WAS KNIFE KID

[emmahime-deactivated20200105]

@rosemariye

[officialcaptaincrunch]

@killin-it-always

[drbutterknocker-blog]

I’m knife kid fuck yeahhhhh

[oscarwetnwilde]

[astro-vee]

I will never not reblog this.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

a modern day hero

[stability]

this is too real

[jakeforjesus]

Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[zayndele]

Adele participated in an Adele-impersonator competition disguised as ‘Jenny’

[madlori]

This is the best prank ever, you need to go watch it.

Adele even low-key drags herself when “Jenny” is waiting to go onstage.