Dis Is A Blog, Right?

I sound like a good fella, and I look like ya next debt collecta haha just kiddin’ around. My name is Vito and I enjoy writing things :) Message me or somethin’

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MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGELS JEWISH MY CITY'S ALIVE THE NEW YORK KNICKS HAVE WON IN FIVE

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Maybe da ducks in da pond got a point. Wet bread might be better.

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

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Don’t call it “da mob”. Dats pejorative.

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I’m not a bad guy even if I’m in da mafia. I’ll help your granmudda cross da street. Look, no plainly recognized metaphor for violence towards anybody neither. C’mere Meredith, how ya doin?

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Olive Garden? Olive much longer if I don’t eat dat crap.

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I’m so drunk dat I’m peeing in the bushes in da backyard, yea you betta believe it. Haha like da Naruto guy sez. Peepeenojutsu. Dats also my cat’s name, say it wid an Italian accent.

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POV: you are me at da local golf course.

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Mama fuckin Mia I’m gonna have a fuckin heart attack dis is giving me fuckin life fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Ordering drapes for my windows. Do I order 4 of the same for all da 4 windows, or get a mix?

Or just 4 of da best flag eva?

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Wait hold on youze. Dis idea might even be better.

I pledge allegiance to DA FUCKIN KNICKS.

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I woke up in da abyss da otha day. Dey ain’t got no lemonade there! NONE.

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Love and miss dis Canadian muthafucka.

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“Lotta old vines in deese archives”

Could be referring to da libraries in my subterranean caves, or da grayed-out videos dat won’t play on my blog.

[04k96]

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Finally, some fuckin honesty in da MTA

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I missed Valentine’s Day. Madonna! How can I let Christina know how much I love pastina?

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You eva think dat life is gonna get betta? I gotta hope while da sun is up and my lifeforce is still strong, Bobby.

[dopaminerjic]

[firethekitty]