Nyctophilic Nonsense

29/F/MN, USA Iberian Wolf therian and sanguinarian, here to have a laugh and help spread accurate information.

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[cheglok-art]

Kākāpō believes in you ☀

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

[useless-catalanfacts]

Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.

Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[thewarmvoid]

thank the gods, thank the heavens, thank the stars for trans men and transmasculinities ♥︎✧♥︎✦☆♥︎★

[doberbutts]

thank the gods, thank the heavens, thank the stars for trans women and transfemininities ♥︎✧♥︎✦☆♥︎★

[uncertainlys]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

[nefermaet]

I can't stand this cultural shift from ass to ahh you guys sound fucking corny

[domesticdevil]

you know what, fuck you. *shakes the water off my pelt and gets it all over you*

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

EVERYBODY GET MORE GOTH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pankendev]

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

[annabelle--cane]

suddenly realized that cheating as a fun sexy fiction trope holds zero appeal for me for the opposite reason that most other people usually have for disliking it, namely that I am simply too polyamorous to feel in any way emotionally moved by the taboo and thrill of breaking exclusivity. it's just nothing to me, it's a magic circle I've never stepped in, and the narrative usually expects the audience to already implicitly understand why this conflict matters and thus doesn't spend time getting you invested.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[pankendev]

unlike you allosexuals i'm not easily aroused

[pulpfanfiction]

[thoracs]

[gloctary-blog]

[pulpfanfiction]

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

[cremblr]

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

[cacilieblaas]

i tried and i failed

[kaijuerotica]

[delightfully-derranged]

i cant breathe.

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

send help. dying

[execute-order-66]

fuck

[kelssiel]

I am the snake in my boot

[sherlockjump-deactivated2015122]

I AM THE SNAKE IN MY BOOT

[number-one-castiel-apologist]

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER