Oru

She/Her. Obsessed with Pokemon boys. Actually obsessed with a lot of things. Brain dead.

[nymphaeaoru]

MY BABY ❤

[nymphaeaoru]

I just wanted to post my cat, my heart, my beloved, my emotional support, my best friend, and the one who has been with me through all my sickness and struggles. I may be bedridden sometimes, but he stays with me. I may be constantly tired, but he sleeps with me. I may be crying more often than not, but he comforts me. I may be depressed, but he cheers for me. He gives me kisses when I'm in pain. He puts his paw in my hand as I sleep. He uses his little body to warm me as best as he can. He purrs till I fall asleep. He was there when I needed surgery. He goes with me to get icecream. He protects me from strangers and family even if they aren't a threat. He makes me laugh by being silly. This is my beloved Mort. I love him more than the world.

[nymphaeaoru]

I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE

[granddaughterogg]

Yo. My Azrael's coconut cum shitpost is being reblogged lately for some reason. So I thought that I'll bring out this ancient (3 - year old?) Azrael smut fic that has started it all.

It's called "Azrael is a kinkster" - the title really does say it all - very long, and also contains descriptions of BDSM practices. I'll link to the AO3 so that you can see the tags and decide for yourself whether this is something that you want to get acquainted with your eyeballs. Have fun if you do!~

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Yeah, I know that I see this character...differently. :D

[nymphaeaoru]

I've read this so many times and I still love it. Perfection on every read 💞

[nymphaeaoru]

Holy crap. So I stopped existing for a while, but hey. I'm back.

[ginhaku125]

*internally dead*

[nymphaeaoru]

"Do you want a coffin or a blanket? And cookies? Yes or no?"

[ginhaku125]

chococococococococococococococococcococococococococo

[nymphaeaoru]

*Brings a coffin with a blanket and pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies*

"Will this suffice?"

[ginhaku125]

*internally dead*

[nymphaeaoru]

"Do you want a coffin or a blanket? And cookies? Yes or no?"

[nymphaeaoru]

Really random.

I feel hella proud of myself. I have not exercised in 5 years. I am extremely overweight and easily exhausted. I just did a full workout today (sorta. Pushups kill.) I finally decided to get off my butt, diet, and exercise. Honestly feels good.

[nymphaeaoru]

"Does anybody wanna do raids and adventures with me on sword and shield?"

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[lucidroseartblog-deactivated201]

This is the best post i have ever seen on tumblr

[nymphaeaoru]

When the ad reminds you that you're overweight

[nymphaeaoru]

Kitty has a slowpoke on his head :3

[creanavt]

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

[nymphaeaoru]

Fixed it.

[ginhaku125]

will personally beat the shit out of Giovanni :)

[nymphaeaoru]

"Breaking News: Internationally wanted criminal gets beat up by smol child."

[creanavt]

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

[nymphaeaoru]

Fixed it.

[ginhaku125]

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOOOL

[nymphaeaoru]

*Cries in wants to go but is out with a massive cold*

((I work at a middle school.

[silvveri]

‘‘  AND THERE’S NOIVERN ON MY ASS LIKE THEY AREN’T GOING TO EAT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS .  ’’

[nymphaeaoru]

The Noivern:

[silvveri]

‘‘  IF THEY WANT SOMETHING TO EAT I’LL GIVE THEM MY FATHER .  ’’

[nymphaeaoru]

“Who would ever want to eat a rat?”

[silvveri]

‘‘  Scavengers .  ’’

[nymphaeaoru]

"You have a point."

[silvveri]

‘‘  AND THERE’S NOIVERN ON MY ASS LIKE THEY AREN’T GOING TO EAT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS .  ’’

[nymphaeaoru]

The Noivern:

[silvveri]

‘‘  IF THEY WANT SOMETHING TO EAT I’LL GIVE THEM MY FATHER .  ’’

[nymphaeaoru]

"Who would ever want to eat a rat?"

[silvveri]

‘‘  AND THERE’S NOIVERN ON MY ASS LIKE THEY AREN’T GOING TO EAT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS .  ’’

[nymphaeaoru]

The Noivern: