[shawskankredemption]

commodore james norrington in 2003 hit film pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl did nothing wrong, he was simply trying to incarcerate johnny depp literally decades ahead of the curve

[chiefbrody]

Olivia Hussey as Juliet Capulet in Romeo and Juliet (1968).

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

[cinemasangel-deactivated2019032]

okay i was literally thinking “i want to die”

[officialunitedstates]

me, hurling rocks into the sea from the cliffside: the impermanence of man is a fact we seek to ignore at all costs

[bewbin]

me, catching the rock from the bottom of the cliff: existence is futile and so are your actions

[officialunitedstates]

me, noticing that the rocks are piling up in your arms and you will eventually be crushed: be careful sir

[bewbin]

me, realizing ur not that bad of a person and now i feel bad so i bring the rocks back up to you: Hey i just realized your not a bad person so i brought all your rocks back up to you 

[officialunitedstates]

me, thanking you: thanks and enjoy your gains

[boris-pavlikcvsky]

no offense but… waterloo… i was defeated you won the war… waterloo… promise to love you forever more… waterloo… couldn’t escape if i wanted to… waterloo… knowing my fate is to be with you… oh oh waterloo… finally facing my waterloo…

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[porterr-robinson]

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[ohevoyev]

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

[kelssiel]

thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!

loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone

[mikkeneko]

Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.

Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone

Thor, through text: OK

[t3rabithia]

Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym

Me now:  

[huuuhh]

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[souldew]

‪i‬ hope megan fox is having a good day

[carbysorangeshirt]

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)

[dubcliq]

#WAIT UP #NOT YOU I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,