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michael | 26 | ireland i’m even gayer on @honchkrew

[dogpuppy]

[cowboy]

Don't even have sex

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

[cowboy]

Absolutely fucking not

[cowboy]

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

[adastrabbit]

i take my mouthguard off and quickly put it back on. my teeth glint in the light. my enemy chokes and slides apart, cleanly bit in half

[joeyclaire]

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

[prasejeebus]

The Baudelaire orphans seeing Count Olaf in another one of his disguises after having to move in with a new guardian

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[segamascott]

call my meat a dead horse the way i hmm save as draft

[teathattast]

[miiilowo]

jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls

[freakcliff]

the world needs to see this tweet

[frankenlunatic]

i wish irish people were real

[stiinken]

we are all sinners

[br0jangles]

FUCK IT UP, PREACHER BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadow-von-vamp]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

oh yeah. right. if we we are calling seven inches a medium sized penis. which most people do

[creepymutelilbugger]

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭😩. it's so good!!😵‍💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩