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@nyuutousamon
welcome to the Sa(l)mon blog
Here i will speak my mind! I am a man of knowledge.... join us or face certain doom! We'll see you on the other side.
I'm back. If you want to know the details I'll say it right now. Life has been unkind to me. I was admitted to a hospital but those reasons shall stay private as unfortunately I am an insecure man who refuses to admit when I am hurt.
But let's not dwell on that~... After all, your lord is back and here to stay~ 😉 i should hope Samon enforced the right rules, and that i have not been once called un-straight.
Asks are 100% open, Sutoreito wants to hear all the random ya want to say 😉 ~
*mind filling me in on what happened*
Mi'lord! I welcome you back, I shall not let any harm become of you! Should anyone call you un-straight again I shall defend your honour, mi'lord!!
*makes you bald*
BWHAT??
No! NOT MY HAIR!!
Keep getting ads about trading, FX and investments. To the websites that clearly hsve the wrong idea~ I am NOT Io. I am not a gay disaster I am Sutoreito~ I already have a job 😉
Denial and obsessing don't constitute a job, sorry 👀
I am the president of the student council i believe that counts as a job, although it does not pay.
More like community service.
That you've been sentenced to after Shin-chan sued you for slander. 👀
My Lord was SUED? For what kind of slander... I WILL SUE YOU
Let's see... lying about being straight, lying about not being in a relationship, lying about Shin-chan not being his bf... There's probably more, but these are the unforgivables, I think.
My Lord would not do such a thing. I'm taking this to court!! These truly are unforgivable crmes- worse than the existence of LIZARDS
What's wrong with lizards now??
Lizards... Geckos.. Salamanders they're all the same right? LIZARDRY IS BANNED
Well, that did not answer the question... ANYWAY, don't be ridiculous, what's next? You're gonna say you're scared of trouser snakes???
WHATS A TROUSER SNAKE?
F will sue and hunt any lizard or snake that gets near my trousers!!!!
So much for being a man of knowledge, I suppose... 🤣
I have searched for a trouser snake. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT. I now have become a man of UNWANTED knowledge
Keep getting ads about trading, FX and investments. To the websites that clearly hsve the wrong idea~ I am NOT Io. I am not a gay disaster I am Sutoreito~ I already have a job 😉
Denial and obsessing don't constitute a job, sorry 👀
I am the president of the student council i believe that counts as a job, although it does not pay.
More like community service.
That you've been sentenced to after Shin-chan sued you for slander. 👀
My Lord was SUED? For what kind of slander... I WILL SUE YOU
Let's see... lying about being straight, lying about not being in a relationship, lying about Shin-chan not being his bf... There's probably more, but these are the unforgivables, I think.
My Lord would not do such a thing. I'm taking this to court!! These truly are unforgivable crmes- worse than the existence of LIZARDS
What's wrong with lizards now??
Lizards... Geckos.. Salamanders they're all the same right? LIZARDRY IS BANNED
Well, that did not answer the question... ANYWAY, don't be ridiculous, what's next? You're gonna say you're scared of trouser snakes???
WHATS A TROUSER SNAKE?
I will sue and hunt any lizard or snake that gets near my trousers!!!!
Keep getting ads about trading, FX and investments. To the websites that clearly hsve the wrong idea~ I am NOT Io. I am not a gay disaster I am Sutoreito~ I already have a job 😉
Denial and obsessing don't constitute a job, sorry 👀
I am the president of the student council i believe that counts as a job, although it does not pay.
More like community service.
That you've been sentenced to after Shin-chan sued you for slander. 👀
My Lord was SUED? For what kind of slander... I WILL SUE YOU
Let's see... lying about being straight, lying about not being in a relationship, lying about Shin-chan not being his bf... There's probably more, but these are the unforgivables, I think.
My Lord would not do such a thing. I'm taking this to court!! These truly are unforgivable crmes- worse than the existence of LIZARDS
What's wrong with lizards now??
Lizards... Geckos.. Salamanders they're all the same right? LIZARDRY IS BANNED
Keep getting ads about trading, FX and investments. To the websites that clearly hsve the wrong idea~ I am NOT Io. I am not a gay disaster I am Sutoreito~ I already have a job 😉
Denial and obsessing don't constitute a job, sorry 👀
I am the president of the student council i believe that counts as a job, although it does not pay.
More like community service.
That you've been sentenced to after Shin-chan sued you for slander. 👀
My Lord was SUED? For what kind of slander... I WILL SUE YOU
Let's see... lying about being straight, lying about not being in a relationship, lying about Shin-chan not being his bf... There's probably more, but these are the unforgivables, I think.
My Lord would not do such a thing. I'm taking this to court!! These truly are unforgivable crmes- worse than the existence of LIZARDS
I have recently learned that threatening to sue people for anything works! I will sue you if you comment about my illegal sword!!!
Keep getting ads about trading, FX and investments. To the websites that clearly hsve the wrong idea~ I am NOT Io. I am not a gay disaster I am Sutoreito~ I already have a job 😉
Denial and obsessing don't constitute a job, sorry 👀
I am the president of the student council i believe that counts as a job, although it does not pay.
More like community service.
That you've been sentenced to after Shin-chan sued you for slander. 👀
My Lord was SUED? For what kind of slander... I WILL SUE YOU
Looks like my faves so far are Akuta, Sousuke, and Samon - Akuta and Samon were predictable, I can't resist longhair genderweird characters, but I did NOT expect to enjoy Sousuke as much as I did! I love how deadpan he is (same for Akuta, I didn't expect him to be a voice of reason). They play really well off the more zany/hyperactive character. Samon, I admit, I like because he's hot and stupid and I want his gender.
Hot and stupid...
Hey! I said I was a man of knowledge I am not stupid *lying*
Hey, I did also call you hot! Also good morning :)
Thank you. Also.....Good morning, have you seen my lord?
I can't believe I just found these sick fucks doing pet play
....
LEAVE THAT POOR GECKO ALONE YOU FREAKING IDIOT.
lizard must be exterminated
On a straight scale of 1 to π×1000.
How straight are you?
The highest being straight, and the lowest being noodles.
Infinite. As straight as a ruler. I still think it's weird you.. anonymous.. creatures? Are still bugging me about this straight thing! I'm totally not gay my actual answer totally wasn't
69
Like this one, Doumeki-san?
......
Salmon newt-toe, you're fired
My lord, I apologise. May I plead... oopsie daisy?
I watched Boueibu Haikara ep1
Finally. I was afraid to watch it after two years without hyperfixating on this franchise, but in the end I had lots of fun, of course.
Yes~ I hate Christmas trees with a burning passion
My lord, I will eliminate every Christmas tree your eyes rest upon
I smell a love triangle going on
Based on this. Thanks to the person on Discord who suggested it! ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
I... how..-
I love the new student council
Looks like my faves so far are Akuta, Sousuke, and Samon - Akuta and Samon were predictable, I can't resist longhair genderweird characters, but I did NOT expect to enjoy Sousuke as much as I did! I love how deadpan he is (same for Akuta, I didn't expect him to be a voice of reason). They play really well off the more zany/hyperactive character. Samon, I admit, I like because he's hot and stupid and I want his gender.
Hot and stupid...
Hey! I said I was a man of knowledge I am not stupid *lying*