If money so nice
Why so hard to get?

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If money so nice
Why so hard to get?
Not a thought
I love traumatizing my ocs for just a crumb of serotonin
Forgot I even had tumblr, time to be a gremlin unapologetically :0
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
real life creepypasta
once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again
not knowing how to draw your favorite character
not knowing how to draw your own character
not knowing how to draw.
This exceeds to me on a personal level.
oc asks that reveal more than you think
Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?
Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?
Ask them to describe their love interest.
Do they look good in red?
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?
Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?
Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.
Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?
Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?
What age do they most want to be right now?
They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?
Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?
Name one thing their parents taught them.
Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?
What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?
If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?
Do they like children?
Kissing: tongue or no tongue?
Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?
What do they like that nobody else does?
What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?
Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?
Stability or novelty?
Honesty or charity?
Safety or possibility?
Talent or effort?
Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?
Would they date a fixer-upper?
What recurring dreams do they have?
What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?
Ahahah. I love this. Feel free to ask about any of my characters. <3
Yes
Question
Why is no one talking about the rainbow flag that got shown at the love fest in brasil?
I mean,, all the original colours are there (plus a inclusive white stripe with a very lovely meaning!)
Isn’t it beautiful? look at it hanging there, representing all these lovely people! It’s so colourful, it only can spread positive vibes!
And since I couldn’t find the flag in a good size, I made one quick!
What do y'all think?
combination?
If y'all reblogged the first one y'all gotta reblog this one
The white and pink placements make it so much easier on my eyes- yeeeesssss- I love it!!!
hey tag urself
Vampire kid
The fuck…
dead goth
what
Holy heart
Haha nice
Holy heart
Same
Dead Kid
:) *happy dead noise*
Pffft….
Vampire Bat XDXDXDXDXD
Hell Grave
…
Does… does this count as a teaser??? I feel like it is but it isn’t????
hell heart? wat?????
Hell grave… Neat
Coffin Angel ……. Isn’t that technically just a vampire?
Ghost hate
…so basically ghostbusters
Vampire baby…. OK THAN!!!
Vampire angel
Holy heart
Wait What—
bullet kid-
….
uh-
I got hellwhore- I dun like lol
Evil… gore? Evilgore.
Ok.
Evil grave
Damn that’s hardcore tf…
Vicious sin
cANT lie, kinda diggin it
Reblog if you’re part of team “I want to talk to you but I’m terrible at ooc communication and I think you find me annoying and I don’t want to bother you.”
I feel highkey attacked
What Is Your Slasher Fate? Part 2!
Take a screenshot to reveal your destiny! ★
There are 20 actions and 20 characters.
No cheating! Answer with your first result! ;)
*Best when using the app or via blog page!
hELL YeAH!
let’s see ‘em!
I made it myself
Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:
Send questions about yourself
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Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc)
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Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs
Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!
If it’s okay? If it’s okay?? Motherfucker I encourage that shit
Yes p l e a s e
Tag yourself I’m 5
I’m 7, I had no idea there were so many ways to draw an X
Please pleease write for V. I love Husband so much
you said husband and that triggered something feral in me. husband v headcanons??? husband v headcanons
You’re not legally married because he has no legal identity. He believes the concept of marriage can be very romantic when separated from what the state makes it. So many people being denied marriage shows what a powerful dynamic it can be.
Please don’t let him start waxing poetic on the concept. Kiss him when he starts and shut him up. You’ll be there for hours otherwise.
Isn’t really one for pet-names until you guys get married and suddenly he realizes he can call you his something without seeming as wholly possessive as he truly is. You’re his wife/husband/spouse and he refers to you by your title often.
“Where is my spouse?” he calls teasingly into the shadow gallery and eagerly awaits the amused echo of your answer. He knows he’s ridiculous at this point, acting like you’re still in the honeymoon phase even after so much time spent together.
You’ve made his life the sweetest it’s ever been. You’ve given him things he never dared to dream of. With you he is Human. A man. Your husband.
If he can make you laugh by showing you how besotted he is, then why would he hold back an ounce of his passion for you?
If he didn’t have an image to keep up and a secret spouse to always keep safe (protecting you is one part of his vows that he takes deadly serious) then he would constantly be speaking about you.
It’s the one time he laments not having any connections to the outer world, no other confidants. He has no one to talk to you about. His perfect spouse.
V, right before he straight up murders a guy: You tilt your head when you’re startled the same way my spouse does *stabs him thirteen times*
Dotes on you to the best of his ability which is a great deal of ability.
Shadow gallery a little chilly and you shivered in your sleep last night? Not on his watch. Next time he goes out he comes back with the finest, softest blankets in all of Europe.
He’s an absolute mad man. When will he be stopped?
Likes to wake you up with breakfast in bed. Sometimes he just can’t be around, there’s a lot of corruption in the world, so when he is around he makes it count.
It’s hard to wake up early enough before him to surprise him back.
There’s a lot of factors working against you towards trying to make your husband a simple breakfast in bed.
First, he wakes up when you leave the bed. He doesn’t sleep when you’re not beside him. Second, any noise and he wakes up, going to check on you. Third, he loves to be a spoil-sport. He will wake up and smell food cooking. He will race to the kitchen to help you cook. No there is nothing you can do to stop him. The monster. The put out look on your face is adorable. It’s become a full-fledged game between you two.
You finally get him one morning when he comes home seriously hurt but tells you not to fret, dear. You wait till he’s perfectly asleep, crawl from bed and begin to quickly make him food. He does wake up but it’s as you’re coming into the room, smugger than ever, with a tray for him in hand. He laughs so hard he busts several stitches.
Will take you outside to do romantic things like stargazing and picnics once it’s safe to do so. He’ll find spots for the two of you. It’s nice to spend time with him in such a way.
Of course there’s dancing — you’re always dancing together. Slow, the way V likes best, he’s a sap and has memorized every beat of the song you first danced to, together. He hums it to himself sometimes. It’s soothing to him.
He does wear a ring under his gloves and he did get you an engagement and wedding ring as well. This was very important to him. He needed to give you some bit of normalcy.
He’s very proud of you and very proud that you worked through so many things (a shit ton of things) in order to take such a big step together.
He knows it’s not easy some days, being with him. He knows it wasn’t easy even convincing him to be with you. But he loves you dearly and you’ll always know how much he appreciated that you fought for him. For the two of you.
Some days he doesn’t understand how you could come to have loved him like he loves you. Some days he does. When he looks at himself through your eyes it’s easier.
V will always be the man…the monster, that will make the world answer for its crimes against its own people. But now he’s also your husband and he understands that.
He takes risks still, but not so many that he could ever be accused of not caring if he comes home or not. Of course he cares — he has you to come home to.
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.