oh dear.
What’s in the boooooxxxxxx ??

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oh dear.
What’s in the boooooxxxxxx ??
Panic! at the Disco - Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade rehearsal, 2015
On NPR they were talking to this guy who specializes in created languages, who does all the languages for like Game of Thrones, Penny Dreadful, and a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy movies.
I applauded when the interviewer asked the guy if he ever considered using obscure native languages because “It’s not like anybody would notice,” and he scoffed like “Are you asking me if I’m gonna take someone’s cultural heritage and ascribe it to aliens or demons or elves? Because the answer is no.”
That would be David J. Peterson!
Here’s the npr interview.
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder
I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb
How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages
I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism
You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It
By Fall out Boy
the most accurate post I have ever seen
Thought of @dukeofbookingham
And there’s the classic I Swear I’m Not An Arsonist but One of My Characters Might Be
No I’m not pregnant but my muse is going through labour..
And my personal favourite: I’m Not an Expectant Father, But I Need to Know How Much Pressure It Takes for a Woman to Crush Their Significant Other’s Hand During Childbirth.
Ah but what about: No I’m Not Planning a Trip, I Just Need to Know the Customs and Geography of This Country. Besides I’m Too Poor to Afford a Vacation, Anyway.
My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.
I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍
“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”
@fake-bird
@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?
Uh-oh.
What has that thing been eating? Children?
are you han solo af?
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
Spotted in Vancouver, BC. (photo by skonen_blades)
I know where I wanna get a tattoo from
me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*
me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father
the only acceptable reason
#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
TITTY 2 BOMB
it’s that time of the semester, may our favorite egghead bless us and make everything in our favor
#undertale
I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.
DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:
N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN
I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”
imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.
this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else