No, I don't like playing Donky Kong don't ask.

||Kat||19||

[o-amor-e-a-lei]

@goblin-pussy @super-queer-is-here @fruitfulyogi @xlifes-a-tripx @masterofthebkchickensticks @imagine-atlband-crew @ireallyjustdontknoww @scarysuicidalthoughts-blog @jacobs6767-blog @elllindsey98 @gaylittlewreck @hip-shit @anomalousmaterial @mroguzhan @dschweiz @black-and-white-world8 @richardgoranski @another-drowning-mermaid @apollosceptic @bearourwilderness-blog @cocaine--king @shibes-and-tea-blog1 @wakaflamejames @disloyal-order-of-anklebiters @carlpapa @scattered--pictures @laurencanfly @skinnysweetandspoiled @peachesandrice @gottalovedragons 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[o-amor-e-a-lei]

@mdivanfac-blog @protozo @la-strega-malinconica @tyronegarcia-blog @lookout-blocks-blog @my-little-gadget-blog @coolesachenonline @amateurxt4opless24x @cubicledecorzone @jugglingtricks-blog @thebarexpert @cxtzn @swords--andpens @ilikethephoenix-blog @shinnokismybitch @absen-tminded @avoidableskink @cheatsheeter @jurestric-blog @angel-fire-4290 @cleverdelusioncherryblossom @puddingsquash @pixel-dix-blog @mellenieling @ugh-dalia @17fried-blog1 @ashleyybaebei @troubled-kiddo @furor--divinus @omfgdoctorwho-blog 

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[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[memescomedy]

[heavyweightheart]

every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology

[rubyfemme]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[seasonallydefective]

God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

[babyanimalgifs]

via @animalsnaps

[ankha85]

[arachnopus]

[punchodile-defunct]

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

[tdwhisperer]

“Hello, good day”

“… TESTICLES”

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[wriots]

Keanu Reeves: *exists*

Everyone:

[ruinedchildhood]

[why-i-love-comics]

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #6 - “Spider-Bite” (2019)

written by Tom Taylor art by Juann Cabal, Nolan Woodard, & Federico Blee

[garrettauthor]

Oh god. Oh fuck.

[rosenrotmoth]

[kurloz]

[radiohorus22]

[kirishimagayjirou-deactivated20]

summer looks

[splotchee]

So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. I ask her what she did. She says “Nick….i got you something. A new friend…youll never be lonely again.” And I was like “What?” And she places this in front of me

And she says “its a gnomosexual!”