Oak For The Vines

Sometimes crazy. Sometimes cool. Always me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The opposite of a gentle giant would be a malicious midget

[philaharmic]

Multi track drifting

[susiephone]

every oracle in greek tragedies like

[setheverman]

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

[setheverman]

your WHAT

[bonerfart]

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

space

[patchodraws]

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[quaggly]

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

[kilusion2011]

Dragons need arms to hug

[quaggly]

god damn it you’re right

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[setheverman]

just heard a loud bang upstairs so either it’s a murderer or my house falling apart and i’ve accepted both

[mcavoy]

today’s mood:

[diet-poison]

I’ve been laughing at this all evening

[mothymans-deactivated20190522]

@hawluchass

[mens-rights-activia]

you: bobby pins me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

[emogyptian-deactivated20180909]

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

[annberr-arts]

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[oppa-homeless-style]

I want a dragon that breathes bullets instead of fire

like no explanation, no other visual cues that it’s anything but a normal dragon, but it just opens its mouth and GRRATATATAs out some lead

[lightincubus]