OakleyInterests

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[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[solarbird]

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

[fluffmugger]

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

[hail-to-the-tsar-deactivated201]

@wolfintheroses

[systlin]

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Anyone else reminded of this?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

CATS

THEY ARE RIDICULOUS ANIMALS :D

[asymbina]

it’s not that cats (including tigers) believe that humans are shockingly incompetent cats, it’s that they’re willing to incorporate non-cats into their social groups

(yes, many species of cats, including domestic cats, are social animals, contra popular belief)

so when they bring you dead or half-dead prey? they’re making sure you don’t go hungry. feral cats have been observed caring for sick, injured, or aging colony members.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

“HOOMAN

HAVE U BEEN EATING ENOUGH DEAD BIRB TODAY?

HERE I BRING U ONE”

“No no that’s okay…”

“I BRING U ONE”

[cat-memes-only]

Took my cat to the vet yesterday told the bish she was pregnant and she got the nerves to look shock

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[fannypakc]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

[scienceandfandoms]

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

[valtsv]

[chaoticgood-queer]

[magicalishizu]

[captainevans]

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

[salty-red-mage]

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[mykidjustsaid]

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Holy shit

[your-uncle-dave]

Oh…damn…

[knights-of-kylo-ren]

.. My heart.

[mosaicabstract]

this proves that if you take away all the horrible dialogue, awkwardness, bad editing, and repulsive graphics from the prequels, they could have really been something worthwhile

[oakley-interests]

The prequels were fantastic, and this montage just shows the levels of emotion between Obiwan and Anakin.

[dancingloki]

T'Challa outside Wakanda: The Coolest. 💯. most suave, dashing, badass motherfucker to ever breathe. Untouchable

T'Challa inside Wakanda: Mayor of Dorktown. walking colossal nerd alert. Given daily wedgies by the Cool Kids™

[mnamosyna]

i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you

[legionofpotatoes]

Luke’s final monologue that binds and finalizes the elegant narrative arcs is one of my favorite moments in the Last Jedi. Powerful, poignant, and exciting in its setup for things to come.

Did a thing for it! Three things to be exact.

‘Online Shop’ link in my blog contains these as prints, tees, etc!

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

[crystallizedtwilight]

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

[ladykaty]

DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!

[lushthemagicdragon]

ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.

[ainowaldorf]

*makes a perfect 90º bow*

[tyrionlannistersource]

Robb Stark seemed puzzled. “Is this some trap, Lannister? What’s Bran to you? Why should you want to help him?” “Your brother Jon asked it of me. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.”

requested by @manbunjon

[oakley-interests]

Wow okay, didnt expect to get emotionally wRECKED

[tylerposey]

[sansasurvived]

Seems totally hetero 😏.

[wunkolo]

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.