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Wood and Resin Galaxy Sculptures

Blusy on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Galaxy tags

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Did you mean

Portal stones?

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im definitely beta of the house

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DRAW YOUR FUCKING OTPS LIKE THIS JUST DO IT

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has this been done yet?

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well-rounded character development 

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Wadsworth: General, hi, it’s Director Wadsworth. Yes, sorry for calling your personal number but…I have my ways. But listen, I have a proposal for you…

Willard: (Pouring vodka on the scratches on his arms) Please tell me it involves shipping all cats to Abu Dhabi

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Willard: Are you having fun?

Holly: I'm having bourbon.

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Oak: Fuck, my apartment key! Fuck!!!

Holly: Don't swear in front of Ivy.

Oak: (turns to Ivy) I'm sorry!

Holly: I'm kidding. Of course you can swear in front of her. She's a fucking baby.

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OAK: To Holly! The best robot—

HOLLY: Not a robot.

OAK: Girl!

HOLLY: Not a girl.

OAK: And straight up hottie!

HOLLY: I am attractive, yes.

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это россия

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RAW SLAVIC POWER AND SEXUAL ENERGY

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This is literally 500% Oak

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The Office meme. Top text: I love the Sens. Bottom text: Love to actually see a whole game without getting pooped or puked on sometime

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Failed Rule 1

Holly's phone: (rings)

Leia and Ivy: (singing extremely badly) One, don't pick up the phone! You know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone—

Holly: Hello?

Leia and Ivy: (YELLING) TWO, DON'T LET HIM IN—

Holly: Are we still on for meeting up tomorrow morning?

Leia and Ivy: (STILL YELLING) THREE, DON'T BE HIS FRIEND—

Holly: Yeah, sounds good, just call me when you're ready. :) Yeah, you too.

Leia and Ivy: (YELLING INTENSIFIES)

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this is the funniest video on the internet because theres no clickbaity shit or gigantically long intro he just fucking does what the thumbnail implies and it ends

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*lil wayne voice* call that a screenshot

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TechRax is peak garbage youtube content. Please watch this.

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who keeps giving him phones

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Darth Dad & His Little Princess part two (part one here)

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Who You Should Fight: OAKPODCAST Edition

Holly

She seems like an easy target, but she’s still a highly trained Marine and could definitely kick the average Joe’s ass. Also, if she happens to lose, she’ll send your internet history to your mom, AND Oak will come to your house and beat you up.

Odds: maybe don’t

Oak

You’ll probably lose, but there’s a 99% chance Oak started the fight and will feel bad and then buy you a beer to make up for it. If Oak started the fight and you win, Holly will buy you a beer. (But if you start AND win the fight, she’ll put a nasty virus on your computer.)

Odds: did you really have a choice anyway?

Willard

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! He’s a Marine but he’s old and not in as good a shape as he used to be. Wear some brass knuckles and kick his ass!!! Holly and Oak will tag team him with you if he knocks you out.

Odds: who cares just do it!!!

Camellia

She doesn’t really fight so much as slit people’s throats if she thinks they’re about to start shit, so........

Odds: Only if you want to die

Evergreen

He’ll probably let you use him as a punching bag and give you encouraging feedback on your technique. But if you’re mean about it, you might hurt his feelings, and then you’ll have to contend with Camellia.

Odds: you definitely won’t win, but you might get a good fighting lesson?

Leia Janeway

Why the fuck are you trying to fight a cat?!

Odds: what is wrong with you?!?!

Ivy

DO NOT!!! She will fuck up your day and then all six of the above characters will put their differences aside and team up to make sure your body is never found just for trying!!! Do not!!!!!!!!

Odds: NO!!!!!!!

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If you haven’t been to the TV Tropes page for Oakpodcast yet, you really need to at least see this gem from the Wild Mass Guessing page 😂

Image description: A TV Tropes entry. Header: “General Leia Janeway is Oak.” Rationale: “Oak was turned into a kitten as punishment for not being there for Holly. The new mission is to spy on Holly and keep herself while eating lots of cheeseburgers .Obviously they had a voice actor pretend to be Oak for the phone call and Leia Janeway sent correct responses using Morse code paw taps and secret monitors that fed back to the voice actor pretending to be Oak.”