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[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

You cant fit there...

Photo credit @ raleighdowntown on Instagram

[oaktree295]

Twas the night before band camp...

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[saessenach]

A CENTURY AGO

[screamingoutjoyfuriously]

Two Truths and a Lie, Guessing Edition.

Also I will divulge the backstory for 1 (one) rock.

I was nearly drowned by a teacher.

My dad doesn't like cats because he read a story about one turning into a human and murdering its owners when he was a kid.

I used to catch squirrels to look at them and they left deep gashes on my arms.

[oaktree295]

I'm gonna go with the squirrels as the lie cause they are slippery little shits.

[screamingoutjoyfuriously]

I HATE TO SAY IT BUT YOU GOT ME (but not for the reasons you think)

I DID have a friend who used to catch squirrels (and pigeons) and they DID leave huge gashes on his arms (aforementioned slipperiness being the cause). My guy used to roam around petting them until they succumbed to his affection and then just- set them free. The freaky thing was he had feline eyes so he'd look like a cat toying with his prey.

And for those of you wondering how he got close to them in the first place, this man was more arboreal than terrestrial. He'd sit quietly in a tree for hours until he was more plant than human. The squirrels (in addition to being slippery) were curious and would play the game of who touches the weird ape and gets away with it first. And he'd let them continue until his hand would shoot out lighting fast and grab one them. The others would scamper and watch as he subjected their unfortunate comrade to affection (the horror)

And yet they fell for it each time.

(Also I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE. This has been sitting in my drafts for almost a year now and I just now realised.)

[oaktree295]

All good!!!! Thats a great strategy tho

[oaktree295]

Item: The Prologue Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game has the best opening scene or level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I loved the opening to breath of the wild, like the graphics were awesome! Thanks for the ask :D

[supescarsinureyes]

Post by @sexy-people-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 52  🔁 460  ❤️ 732 · Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 1

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[oaktree295]

:(

[lauroftheuniverse]

It’d be so funny if The Magnus Archives had Michael Monday and it’s on a day that’s not Monday

We as a fandom should make this happen

[luxury-nightmare]

it’s Michael Wednesday but we still call it Michael Monday

[oaktree295]

THEY PLAYED WOULDNT YOU LIKE AT MY SCHOOL DANCE =D

[satan-offical]

JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE LIKE A HISTORY TEST TOMORROW OR SOMETHING

[oaktree295]

Rip I've got an English test

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[cricketcat9]

Skeptical! but will try

[six-0f-hoes]

it works yall

[kindness-ricochets]

Not reblogging this would be culturally insensitive to digital natives… when in Tumblr, you tumbl.

[beingsoupahbi]

Jess Watches // Mon 8 Dec // Day 765 Synopses & Random Poll

The Winning Try (with L) Ep 9

An enraging confrontation with a colleague pushes Ga Ram to throw a punch. But disciplinary action forces him to step into the other coach's role.

Borgen (rw with mum) 1x10 The First Tuesday in October (s1 Finale)

A year after taking office, the prime minister's approval ratings are low, her government is in internal conflict, and her marriage is hanging by a thread. As she prepares for another year in parliament, what can be saved?

The Beast in Me Ep 6 The Beast and Me

Anxious to share her latest discovery with Brian, Aggie unexpectedly uncovers an even darker truth. Nina receives surprising news.

Your current blorbo is most likely to be?

Fired from their Job

Divorced

Framed for Murder

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

[oaktree295]

Jonathan Sims. welp that's a shoe in.

[space-snail-offical]

snail + space + officalverse = meeeee

no tags bc I don't want to be perceived

[oaktree295]

Welcome Space Snail!

[shitty-tma-aus]

Au where all the statements are phrased like greentexts

>be me

>pick up cute girl from bar

>she keeps looking around nervously

>she tells me story of how she got mugged

>we have sex

>she explodes into worms

??????

$5 to the first person who can find me a real greentext that would fit seamlessly into the magverse

[oaktree295]

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Hope 4chan reposts count and if so my 5$ please?

Also would this be stranger or web?

[shitty-tma-aus]

Jon is accidentally kind of fashionable (in season 1) before being the archivist he just wore whatever he had but after getting the promotion he panicked and googled something like "academic outfits" and happen to find just the right Pinterest board or whatever- then stuck to it. over the course of the show as he slowly grows away from his s1 self- his true "fashion" shines once more. (he grabs the first clean thing in his wardrobe and puts it on. )

i need access to the red stamp of death image IMMEDIATELY

[oaktree295]

This feels canon.

[flowery-guy]

hey do you want a youtube alternative ?

do you Miss the “old youtube”?

are you unsure of how youre gonna manage the youtube boycott (starting on the 13th)?

try glomble

(its very fun)

it has a rating system for channels and you can choose whether or not to recommend videos.

it doesnt have a for you page or algorithm; just a top videos page (which can be changed to newest/oldest videos, etc.)

the site isnt run by extremely rightwing people!

you can download videos Without using an additional site!

it has profile customization (that you dont need to know how to code for!)

it Doesnt have ai (yay!)

there are No Ads!!!!

and Also☝️it has dms

anyway please check out glomble its very fun and enjoyable. someone made a song about eating orbees on there go check it out

(the site doesnt have Some things that youtube Does, but theres also a recommendation tab where you can briefly explain something you want on the site. So!)

i would appreciate a reblog just to find a bigger audience for glomble (but you are in no way Obligated to) thank you! :]]

Glomble

[oaktree295]

Its algorithm kinda reminds me of Tumblr in a way.

[piers-offical]

Can I pet your obstagoon?

……sure just be careful

[oaktree295]

*gives scriches*