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[oatmealexistentialism]

Thinking about Ray Toro from American Rock Band My Chemical Romance

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[greelin]

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[theehorsepusssy]

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[girlballs]

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[ace-of-trowels]

In order: Rose, Jack, the Doctor, and then all of them as a group

[girlballs]

don't talk about doctor who on my posts

[ace-of-trowels]

Gonna talk about Doctor Who even harder now, actually.

[girlballs]

oh no you ain't

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[dogpuppy]

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[kaijuno]

I need answers

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[saltiecattoz]

[unyieldingsilence]

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