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movedontoa03

This is not my screenshot, found it on the subreddit for Battlefront II. General Kenobi is looking mighty handsome.

#obi wan kenobi #*swallows loudly*

angelsaxis

AU where Padme is a Jedi and Ahsoka is her padawan.

wuhkie

I’ll have the fic on your desk by Monday

angelsaxis

The best part is the fact that Anakins not even like a tactful senator. He's super popular but he and Padme have the exact same negotiation styles as they do in the normal canon

Senator: *starts insulting someone Anakin loves*

Anakin: *pulls out a gun on the Senate floor* say it again

wuhkie

Ahsoka always gets this wolfish grin on her face whenever she and Padme are assigned to protect Anakin because sure, Padme occasionally gets into aggressive negotions but mostly is pretty calm. Anakin, though?

Padme: Really, Ahsoka, I don’t see why you’re so eager for a dull bodyguard assingment with Anak—uh, Senetor Skywalker.

Ahsoka: The last time we were supposed to have a “dull assignment” with Skywalker he called Grievous “dooku’s punk clanker bitch” and blew up half his fleet.

Padme: I’m aware. I’m the one who had to duel Grievous while you held Skywalker back.

Ahsoka: And it was dope.

stealingpotatoes

I offer this hasty sketch to this god-tier au

#clone wars #LOVES IT!

nat-20s

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

nat-20s

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

stay-peculiar

I mean…

#okayyyy #best

luke looking at the chest hair exposed by hans low cut v neck with his blue, blue eyes

#skysolo #a new hope #mine

the direct tv summary of ANH is “robots and other allies help a youth and a space jockey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule” like i KNOW that’s the basic plot but it’s so watered down and doesn’t even use the Iconic, deeply ingrained names that most people raised in american culture know...i have to chuckle just a little

#‘space jockey’#hes a smuggler its ok u can say it #a new hope #mine

jesus CHRIST i love han solo

#watching anh....its been a while #personal

luke and co cheering with joy after being saved from being squished in the trash compactor followed by c3po going “listen to them...they’re dying...curse my metal body!” is probably my favorite moment in the entire franchise

#a new hope #star wars #ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY #mine

hlwim

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

elf-trash

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

siderealsandman

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker)

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight)

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo)

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

comicgeekscomicgeek

This actually maps really well.

#best

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

when you go to get a haircut and they wash your hair and it feels really nice and you’re starting to relax a little and then you go sit back in the salon chair and look in the mirror and the ugliest stranger you’ve ever seen in your life stares back at you

#😪#best

vrabia

k3llwhy

#best #rise of skywalker

disneydatass

LUKE WAS BUZZED WHEN HE DESTROYED THE DEATH STAR AHDKAHSKSH

#why are we surprised #og trilogy

haveamagicalday

Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

#i hate him ahfkgkg #best

rexuality

sound design is my passion

#vid #best

wedding-shemp

Everyone shut up about star wars discourse from now on we are appreciating star wars like kids again. We are agreeing that the spaceships are cool and we are pretending to be Jedi.