Obey me Incorrect Quotes

incorrect quotes for Obey me

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Preschool Sayings

things I've heard or seen working in preschools

Sorry for the lack of uploads, I'm uploading things over here now if you still want quotes, but it's not obey me themed

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Levi: did I save the game?

MC: yes, you saved it twice.

Levi: I'm going to save it one more time, just to be sure.

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ASMODEUS IN A HORROR MOVIE

*D.D.D. rings*

Asmo: hello?

Killer: I can see you..

Asmo:...

Killer:...

Asmo:...

Killer:...

Asmo: Do I look hot?

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Mammon: may the better brother win.

Lucifer: I plan to.

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Belphie: if i cut off my foot and threw it at you, would I be kicking you or hitting you?

MC: you'd be mentally scaring me more than anything

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*MC arriving at the Devildom*

Mammon: listen, human-

MC: my name is MC

Mammon: I would rather not name you, I might get attached

Mammon: *thinking* too late

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*MC get shot*

Satan: can you describe the guy who shot you?

MC: yes.

Satan: please describe him.

MC: he wasn't very nice

Satan:....

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~Lucifer trying to get the schools attention~

Lucifer: EVERYBODY!

MC: SUCKS!

Lucifer: what? No-

Solomon: I GUARANTEE YOU'LL DISSAGREE

Lucifer:...

MC and Solomon: TO THAT MY FRIEND I SAY GOOD LUCK!

Lucifer:..... Why?

MC: because Rudy

Lucifer: who?

Solomon: Mancuso

Lucifer:....

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Beel: you should eat a waffle. You can't be sad if you eat a waffle.

Belphie/MC: what if we WANT to be sad??

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Belphie: I'm fine

Beel: you don't look fine

Belphie: then stop looking

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MC: hey, Beel! I have a song you should here! It's a parody from the human world.

Beel: should I be afraid?

Mc: what? No. Here.

~Later~

Beel: *lifting up weights with one hand while listening to the song, then lifts other hand and eats a bite of cake and repeats*

MC: *singing along to the song* Because you know I'm all about that cake, bout that cake

Solomon: *entering the room* and chicken.

Solomon and MC: I'm all about that cake bout that cake and chicken...

Beel: *starts listening to the song everywhere*

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Mammon: *holding coffee pot* what if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk

Lucifer: *takes coffee pot and walks away* how about you don't.

~The next day~

Mammon: what if I pour wine instead of milk into my cereal...?

Lucifer: *walks by and takes the wine* not this again *leaves*

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MC: if you work on a farm and you take care of the chickens...

MC: you're a chicken tender

Beel: *appears out of no where* Chicken tender?! Where!?

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MC: a pet rock is a fun pet until you realise that it is immortal and you just doomed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.

Belphie: MC, it 3 in the morning! Go to sleep!

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Satan: what's on your mind?

MC: your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, but you can tiptoe and not tip finger...

MC: wait, Satan where are you going? Come backkkkkk!

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Mammon: maybe dogs lick us so much becasue they know there are bones under our skin..

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Solomon: can you stop calling peanut butter that!?

Asmo: what's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Simeon: *covering Luke's ears* EVERYTHING