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Sometimes in war, it's hard to be the one who survives. Icon by @shadestepping

[obiwanshusband]

20 BBY

Don't be shy. Show your face.

We can have a nice, long chat about 20 BBY, since you're just dying to hear me talk about it

[cobaltbeam]

Bly you big big LIAR!!!! Cody sees right through you

[dangoren]

It’s autumn boys. Better bundle up.

[dangoren]

It’s autumn boys. Better bundle up.

[paternobuchimechanism]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. ASSHOLES IN LOVE FOR REAL

[bibannana]

Fives *flying around with a jetpack*: Woohoo!

Rex *pales as he watches*: Where did he get that?!

Echo *also watching*: I have no idea.

Rex *squints and looks closer*: Did he- Did he take Cody's?

Jesse *watching as Cody throws ration bars that bounces off of Fives*: I believe so.

Hardcase *still grounded because he couldn't get his hands on one*: Go Fives!! Be free!!!

[itscaptain-sir]

I thought I'd suppressed this.

[obiwanshusband]

I hadn't.

[midvalkyrie]

[obiwanshusband]

No one was forcing him to watch.

[nine-touched]

Since when did you have dad-jokes…?

[obiwanshusband]

Got to keep them on their toes.

[frostbitebakery]

“We all agree this is Cody’s fault?” Fox asks, hands on his hips as he looks around.

Wolffe snorts. “Absolutely. I will not get into shit with General Plo.”

“Does this face look like it could do wrong?” Bly says, pointing at himself. “No. Cody’s on the other hand…”

“It’s the deep waters you gotta look out for,” Wolffe nods sagely.

“I will kill you all and make it look like an accident.”

“That’s the spirit,” Fox grins, slapping Cody’s shoulder in encouragement. “Hold that expression until the sergeant arrives for processing.”

[paternobuchimechanism]

Rex after not seeing Cody for 2 days: oh hey Cody you're back! where were you??

Cody: me and Obi-Wan aren't dating anymore

Rex: wait what?? omg what happened??

Cody: we got married

Rex:

Cody: we eloped

[mxkyrie]

That’s totally how it happened right @obiwanshusband ?

[obiwanshusband]

Yes.

[paternobuchimechanism]

Rex after not seeing Cody for 2 days: oh hey Cody you're back! where were you??

Cody: me and Obi-Wan aren't dating anymore

Rex: wait what?? omg what happened??

Cody: we got married

Rex:

Cody: we eloped

[212thincorrectcanonquotes-deact]

212th Attack Battalion Incorrect Canon Quotes

Obi-Wan: I am alive for three reasons.

Obi-Wan: I was born, I have managed to not be killed yet, and Commander Cody refuses to let me die.

[obiwanshusband]

Not allowed.

[amikoroyaiart]

Tatooine buddies

[midvalkyrie]

[obiwanshusband]

No one was forcing him to watch.

[fives-bf]

Cody: what did you do?

Rex: okay Cody but you cannot get mad at us

Cody: What. Did. You. Do?

Fives: okay, so, we were minding our own business-

Cody *slams hand on the table*: BULLSHIT

Rex: WE WERE

[obiwanshusband]

Don't get Fives to lie. He's terrible at it.

[chopper-base]

Rex: *walking over to Cody looking tired*

Cody: ...how many more tally marks am I adding?

Rex: 3... he force chUCKED ME 3 TIMES IN ONE GODDAMN MISSION-

[mxkyrie]

Care to confirm @itscaptain-sir ?

[itscaptain-sir]

..maybe.

I definitely don't have a whole section of tally marks just for that...

[obiwanshusband]

Definitely doesn't.

[itscaptain-sir]

*slowly and carefully approaches you, put a plate of cake on the table for you and your brothers and quickly run away again. Under the plate is a note that says "I hope you all like it and can relax a bit while you eat it. Each of you deserve it - with kind wishes"*

Huh... Well that's kind.

@obiwanshusband looks like we have gifts *chuckles* hungry, vod?

[obiwanshusband]

That was thoughtful.

Wonder who it's from.

[itscaptain-sir]

I'm trying not to be suspicious. I might be paranoid but... I'm trying to take it at face value.

[obiwanshusband]

It's not easy to rebuild being trusting.

I'm proud of you. *takes a slice of cake and eats it.*

[itscaptain-sir]

*Stares at him*

Are you mocking me?

[obiwanshusband]

No.

I'm trying it first so if there is a reason to be suspicious, we'll find out together, vod.

[itscaptain-sir]

*winces*

I hope you don't regret that..

[obiwanshusband]

If I do, I hope I won't live to.

[itscaptain-sir]

*slowly and carefully approaches you, put a plate of cake on the table for you and your brothers and quickly run away again. Under the plate is a note that says "I hope you all like it and can relax a bit while you eat it. Each of you deserve it - with kind wishes"*

Huh... Well that's kind.

@obiwanshusband looks like we have gifts *chuckles* hungry, vod?

[obiwanshusband]

That was thoughtful.

Wonder who it's from.

[itscaptain-sir]

I'm trying not to be suspicious. I might be paranoid but... I'm trying to take it at face value.

[obiwanshusband]

It's not easy to rebuild being trusting.

I'm proud of you. *takes a slice of cake and eats it.*

[itscaptain-sir]

*Stares at him*

Are you mocking me?

[obiwanshusband]

No.

I'm trying it first so if there is a reason to be suspicious, we'll find out together, vod.