👽 ayy lmao 👽

carson, i post shit

[amateur]

[yeahbumbleby]

head empty just bees buzzing

[blameozpin]

call that a hive mind

[yeahbumbleby]

how dare u be funnier than me 

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[gasstationeggsalad]

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

[wisdomenlightener]

[dogboynecromancer]

me logging on to this hellsite

[chonce]

swedish person: :)

me after seeing midsommar:

[tiktoks-we-like]

[pglang]

fast replies are so attractive like damn i got your attention like that

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[obligatory-pseudonym]

May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’

[onion-souls]

[vedajuno]

I can’t believe this post misses the best part, which is that at one point Eros is put on actual trial on whether or not his seduction magic qualifies as a form of sexual assault. She-Hulk beats the everloving shit out of him on the court steps. Thanos shows up and gives testimony.

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cometcrystal]

[jumex]

[unclefather]

Justin Bieber

[mothsprout]

I found this drawing of a cat I did like 4 yrs ago and it honestly looks like a weird cave drawing

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[copperbadge]

Some spectacular dark energy in this post. 

[hustlerose]

my main goal is to become a casserole 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and act like i don’t know no body

[garbage-empress]

help my [29F] baby [0M] is too sweaty

tries to crawl across the linoleum floor [35L] and just slides over it like an air hockey puck

[garbage-empress]

@ruhstle

never reveal my dimensions to anyone again