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[fiddlepickdouglas]

REMAKING THIS POLL AFTER I TRIED TO POST IT WHEN I HIT POST LIMIT LOL 🤣

I regularly hit the post limit (250 posts/reblogs, 500 with Tumblr Premium). Depending on how busy I am and the energy I have, it can go from multiple times a month to multiple times a week, easily. Among my mutuals, I'm the only one who does this so regularly. Given recent events, I'm curious how many of us on here are as into reblogging/making original posts.

How many times have you hit the post limit?

Never

Once

A handful of times

Once or twice every few years, more than a handful though

Once every few months

Monthly

Multiple times a month

Multiple times a week

Daily/near daily

I use the queue, which avoids hitting the limit

nuance/bald

Voting ended onMar 26

I feel like it goes without saying, but if you vote please reblog this poll.

[nonbinary-octopus]

I don't think that thing about the queue is true. one of the times I hit the limit was when my queue was running fast

[requiem-on-water]

Meteor Shower, oil on panel by Mia Bergeron

[lamignonette]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[epilepticsaints]

[hitku]

by Steven F. Wirtz

[quickweaves]

[aaaangel444]

[velvetys]

[gwennovynne]

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

[depsidase]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

ART

[outerspacebassman]

I actually stared at my laptop screen in stunned silence for 45 uninterrupted seconds

[grox]

I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

i am seeing so very very many stuck boat memes on the internet this week and it is most amusing

[shieldfoss]

[niedopalek]

scariest food names 

3. blood sausage 

 2. ghost pepper 

1. devilled eggs

[memewhore]

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

u kids really liked this one huh everyone doin ok?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I spent like 15 hours on this.

[fuckingrecipes]

*impressed slow clap*

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

[rhube]

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

[naamahdarling]

Transcript of poem in screenshot:

First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs. Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers. Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.

[naamahdarling]

I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.

I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.