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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

moonlitstargazer

demilypyro

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

my-dailydreams

#six whole people???#*coughs* slut

libertyli

This is an old drawing. I don’t know why I decided to draw it like that back then, but never mind—maybe I’ll redo it at some point.

I have a bad habit of picking my nails to blood and accidently made my thumb bleed when I was hanging out with him and he licked the blood off.

Licked. The blood. Off. Like it was nothing. Immediately mental boner.

#freaky #kink posting #blog #idk how to tag this #fwb #blood #cw blood #I'm not even that kinky but this... this is fascinating

kisseism

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

Bro I'm so glad I'm not 15 anymore like holy sht

#life #idk how to tag this #blog #non binary

austaylian

I feel like a lot of you would be much happier if you just lived authentically and stopped judging everything for everyone you deem cringe or childish or just not to your taste

libertyli

It’s sort of a trend, so I gave it a go. I like the result.

My cycle synced up with the goddamn moon cycle, I had my prettiest panties on, the weather was perfect to wear my new beautiful skirt for easy access, and he cancelled our meeting 😭😭😭

I just wanted to feel his fingers inside of me and ride his face((

#fwb #mdni