ah, what an unexpected surprise

And by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!!!!!

[lamina-tsrif]

real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

[licollisa]

before Undertale it was Unhinged

the aftermath

(Inspo)

[chongoblog]

This is just what third graders are like

[cold-red-venom]

Hamborghini...

[kingdeath000]

[egberts]

imagine walking around in your official tumblr merch pizza slice hoodie and twelve dudes just roll up and kung pow penis you irl

[egberts]

[lastvalyrian]

how would twelve dudes even roll up at the same place simultaneously? unless. they had some kind of bus...

[celine-deyonce]

This is so funny

[tsarina-anadyomene-deactivated2]

you majored in math? uhh, i think i kinda know it all already. adding, subtracting, multiplying, dividing. it’s all up here. i even know about negative numbers.

[soaringsparrows]

it’s true, taking out the middle two panels does make it much better

[home-of-the-dirty-dip]

[pcholkachai]

i love being unhinged on main

[valtsv]

me: idk i'm getting kind of too old for stuffed animals

halloween beanie babies:

me: i'm so sorry i take back everything i said

[valtsv]

HALLOWEANIE BABIES...

[jester-de-punyalada]

reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

[jester-de-punyalada]

all of us in the notes rn

[jester-de-punyalada]

huh...

well all of us now:

[id in alt text]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

[acybernetickiwi]

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

[jin-ei]

In one of the Death Note live action movies (I think it was Light Up the New World), a man changes his name after harboring guilt about past crimes and trying to atone (not even answering to that name). He's only killed after his new name gets put in the book, since he shed his old name.

Man wasn't trans, but if the logic applied to him, logic should apply to trans people too!

[randomgermancupcake]

This rule implies that birth names are not necessarily the names given to you at birth.

That means you can change your name or consider yourself to have a new name and the death note recognizes it.

Death Note is an ally.

[gordon-freeman-official]

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!

[graceoartyo]

Hello Tumblr! I have returned from the abyss with a crossover comic. This is the first of 3 posts!

[weonsinnombre]

[awlwren]

[vid: eight people with their arms linked and dressed in alternating shirts divided vertically between black and white with matching leggings split across two people between their matching black or white sides shuffle into a banquet. They then dance in impressive synchronization as if the four white “pairs” of legs belong to four people dancing together and the black pairs to three others (and two extra legs on the outside).]/end id.

[weonsinnombre]

[awlwren]

[vid: eight people with their arms linked and dressed in alternating shirts divided vertically between black and white with matching leggings split across two people between their matching black or white sides shuffle into a banquet. They then dance in impressive synchronization as if the four white “pairs” of legs belong to four people dancing together and the black pairs to three others (and two extra legs on the outside).]/end id.

[cybercrimer]

[c3rvida3]

Oh, excuse me... I have a missed call from my beautiful wife, Spam Risk.

[hellspawnmotel]

dipper and mabel (age 22) go for a drive and have a movies argument