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I have an endless love of dumb memes and random characters, as well as a deep abiding shame of my true disgustingly obsessive nature, so instead of annoying everyone with my bullshit here's my secret tumblr

[notchicken]

[jolene-cuisine-blog]

[brookepricer-deactivated2026032]

The World’s Simplest, Most Secret, and Maybe Most Effective Health and Healing Spell

You will need:

A glass of water.

Alternatively, a plastic bottle of mineral water.

Timing:

Any health or healing purpose, any place.

The spell:

Hold a glass of water between your hands. Because water is pure, you can use it as a magical space and imprint it with whatever you need.

For a specific health or healing purpose, say what you most need. For example, say: “My headache is lifting and I am full of energy.”

Empower the water for health, vitality, and strength for the days or hours ahead.

Keep your hands cupped around the glass for about two minutes and then slowly sip the water, thinking about the empowerment.

If you always feel tired in the morning, fill a glass of water before you sleep, endowing it with energy and enthusiasm for the day ahead. Drink the water as soon as you wake, saying: “I fill myself with the enthusiasm and joy for the day ahead.”

“1001 Spells: A Complete Book Of Spells For Every Purpose,” by Cassandra Eason

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[tankaramo]

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[geyashvecova]

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Purple space_260118)

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[obsession-vent]

O_O

[sixpenceee]

From the Jan Svankmajer film FOOD. Incredible sound design and use of stop motion.

[fartedandcantgetup]

I’m genuinely fucking freaked out.

[bellygangstaboo]

[marcitlali]

this would actually be a hit on soundcloud

[tariqah]

This is playing in my mind 24/7

[versacethotty]

is this rico nasty

[obsession-vent]

My jam

[belllllllll77]

[choodraws]

1999 teen ski trip

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

[cursedimagez]

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[bitchycode]

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again