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How to talk to your new sidekick you just met, kneeling on one knee optional
Soooo episode 7 “Chapa’s Crush”.
The whole team has a thing for a guy, so Bose and Miles both have a fluid sexuality?
And also they confirmed that Ray has a crush on Henry? They can’t play the same song talking about like liking someone and having Ray drool over seeing Henry the same exact way the 4 kids did seeing their crush and expect me to believe he’s just excited to see his friend again.
Leading into 8 “Return of the Kid”
Do y’all think Henry was a little jealous of the fact that Ray is obviously more carful with the kids than he was with Him? I mean Ray’s still reckless but Henry was almost shocked by the low stakes missions Mika was telling him about and Henry was fight with bombs on his first day as Kid danger. (More carful with them when Henry’s not around because obviously Ray wasn’t joking about burning everything to the ground to go back to dystopia with him)
“I love this” “I love you” “WHAT?” “I said get ready for round two” and then they tango into the night. That’s some fanfic bullshit and I won’t change my mind.
Canonically Mika died. that’s it. Canonically one of the kids died and they never brought it up again.
Henry trusting Schwoz’s abilities 100% to the point that when he felt unsafe and didn’t know what to do, his first thought was go to the building Schwoz built, he’ll be protecting there. That’s so cute.
Something about Ray and Henry having less than ideal relationships with their parents. Henry being absolutely disgusted by the idea of Ray as his dad. Henry sometimes acting like a parent to Ray telling to get his coat "you wish I were your mom", telling him to drink his juice and calm down, apparently making up a whole resume so he can babysit him for DF. Henry calling Ray "daddy" and sounding waaaay too comfortable with it "amazing man my daddy" and the hand holding. Ray who will make fun of Henry for being such a "mom" but won't actually put a stop to it. Ray who thinks he's still like a boy and will always be mommy's favorite. Henry who looks like his mom the most. Ray who has a crush on Henry's mom.
Pretty sure there's a connection that can be made about all of this though I'm not sure it should be made. Bottom line they're very weird
The way I held my hand to my mouth reading this whole thing lol I had no idea where it was going but truly they are such freaks. Like some kind of dissertation could be written about how fucking weird they are about each other and in such hyperspecific ways that all lead back to mommy/daddy issues. Effervescent. I think I reblogged a post yesterday that was like "they don't have to fuck but they do have to be weird about each other" and that is so true for Henry and Ray. Like you don't have to ship them or agree that Ray is textually down bad but you do have to acknowledge how fucking clinically insane they are about each other. Henry smugly immobilizes Ray against a door with his powers, and then he won't let Ray play video games until he finishes his broccoli! These two are cracked!!
Back on my Henray bullshit because my interests in ships is like a constantly rotating carousel of which I can never decide which horse I want to stay on. Anyways.
Thinking back to when Drex called Ray Henry's boyfriend. Like yeah, he probably only did it because he knew it would annoy Henry, but I wonder if there is genuine Captain Man and Kid Danger shippers in-universe. They have a whole ass fanclub; you're telling me there isn't one insane person in there drawing them making out?? I love secret relationships but I think I love people suspecting a secret relationship between 2 characters even more.
Back to the fan club, I'm imaging a small circle forming between some of the members who ship CM and KD, which inevitably makes it's way back to Ray and Henry. And they're super confused because they're used to people liking them together and never thought that there would be some who would like them together. And it probably gets stuck in their heads, because 'wow, imagine thinking us, just a pair of guys, are in love. Ha!' They get to talking about it with Charlotte, Jasper, and Schowz one night and the other three are like, 'Are you in anyway surprised people got to this conclusion.' None of them actually think Henry and Ray are together (or would ever be) but they've seen enough of their interactions to know that from an outsiders perspective the two kind of sort of look like they have something going on. Which starts a whole debacle from Henry and Ray that no, they don't act like that (as they act like that), and it's just a weird misconception between a bunch of tween girls that they'll shut down next time their out.
Except it's Henry and Ray so obviously their attempts to discredit any romantic relations ends up making the situation worse. There so focused on being 'normal' they keep making slips up that just ignite the flames. Like during an interview after a fight Henry attempts to say "I couldn't have done it without my friend" except he can't actually decide if friend is the best word, maybe buddy? Or pal? Are those too affectionate? In the end, Henry stumbles over the sentence, unable to finish it which to everyone watching it looked like he was going to say boyfriend and caught himself. Or they have to go patrolling through a park to look for a lost dog. They can't tell anybody this, because the dog's owners husband accidentally let the pup out and if the wife finds out she'll kill him. So they got be discreet. But again, this is Henry and Ray so of course they're spotted and approached by some fans who want to know what they're doing out and about. And since they can't mention the lost dog they have to make up an excuse but neither of them can agree on one, so the fans start spreading the rumor that they were actually on a date and just didn't want to admit it.
And then it just snowballs from there. Swellview is a crazy town, the news channel probably debates the logistics of CM and KD dating. Any photo of them is immediately recontextualized to be romantic. People start trying to set up little events to show that they support the two 'dating'. Villains try to use them 'dating' to torment them further, like creating more romantic themed traps for them to deal with, apologizing for ruining their 'date' nights 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ ՞𐦯 They both probably lose mad ladies because all the women in swellview don't want to come between them 😭 Piper is a massive shipper of them, only because I like to torment Henry since now he has to deal with it at home. (This is before she knows he's kid danger)
But my favorite thing behind the whole mess is just these two getting into their heads about the whole ordeal. It's one thing if one person thinks they're together, but when it's a whole city?? Even their friends said it was no shock people got to that conclusion. What does that say about them? All their interactions, their hangouts, their friendship? It makes them have to confront everything they've done, and look at it through a different lens. Was their a genuine spark of romance during relationship? Was there a semblance of truth to any of the rumors? Forcing themselves to have to acknowledge any repressed feelings 🙂↕️ Eventually getting to a point where both realize "hey I might genuinely be feeling something for the other", but since they have the emotional capacity of a goldfish neither are saying a damn word, which starts to fester into fear that they're messing with the other's head and fucking up the relationship.
Charlotte, Jasper, and Schowz are still here btw, and exasperated. They try to help quell the rumors in the beginning, before having to shift gears into damage control when Henry and Ray start acting all weird. None of them are remotely paid enough to act as therapists to thing 1 and thing 2. They eventually get Henry and Ray to admit why they're acting so odd (separately, of course) and Charlotte plus Jasper can only revaluate their job working in the man Cave. Since the whole thing is starting to affect how the two fight crime they obviously have to step in and fix it.
Lowkey don't have anything thought out for the ending, so pretend it's some happy generic one where they get their relationship figured out. Yippee! Or an open ended one that leaves it unsolved, but hopeful. I do like open ended stories ๑•͈ᴗ•͈๑
what do you mean ray bought an entire school for henry just so it would convince him to stay in swellview. what do you mean by says “hey schwoz maybe if I created a fake school for henry he'll unquit and stay in swellview so uh find me a school I can buy." what do you mean the idea of henry quitting and leaving swellview and leaving him after five years seemingly out of nowhere was one of the most vulnerable times in his life. what do you mean he was still in his suit when that scene took place, implying it happened very soon after henry quit, implying that he was literally scrambling for any way to get henry to stay with him. what do you mean he was desperate for any way to get him to stay. what do you mean he’s that attached to henry. what do you mean he heard henry’s concerns about not graduating so his first thought was “okay then i’ll get you a school”. what do you mean. WHAT do you MEAN.
Jamie Tartt x Roy Kent in TED LASSO
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Happy pride to the two men written by straight men who do queer representation better than canon queer ships.
Happy pride to the "brotherly" characters who's actors insist there's nothing going on between them.
Happy pride to the characters whose actors DO think they're queer but someone in management denies it.
Happy pride to all the ships that have literally no subtext in canon but in fanon they thrive (rarepairs even)
Happy pride to the dead poets.
Happy pride to agatha and rio.
the trope of "didn't know they were dating" could be so angsty if it was fwb!RoyJamie, especially if it's Roy who has no idea, and Jamie thinks theyre boyfriends.
Because it'd be like,
Roy: *never compliments Jamie, actually insults him more than praises him, makes Jamie breakfast, but only if he's earned it, always denies his affection for Jamie if questioned, generally just himself which is not Boyfriend Behavior*
and Jamie is completely fine with Roy acting like this, why would Boyfriend Roy act any different than Friends with Benefits Roy?
Roy never complimented him before, why would he now? (even though Jamie knows that Roy praised Keeley all the time-- well, he's not Keeley now, is he) and insulting him is basically his form of love because it makes Jamie a better player (even though Jamie can't think of a time where Roy called an ex a name, he's not even gonna kid himself with Keeley because Roy would never speak ill of her) plus, Jamie is an athlete, he has to watch what he eats (even though he remembers when Keeley told him that she could barely hold a diet because Roy would fold everytime she had a craving) and of course, Roy is gonna deny even liking Jamie, they don't wanna get outed, (even though Jamie wishes that Roy would make up for lost affection, like a date and not just a shag).
why would Roy change for Jamie? (even though he did for Keeley?)
(Well, Jamie isn't Keeley Jones...)
Everyone's Mean and Perpetually Pissed Off Roy Kent is perfect for Jamie Tartt (even though Jamie wishes he could see what Keeley fawns about how soft and caring and gentle Roy was to her when they were together.)
Roy's heart fell to his knees when he found out that Jamie thought they were dating, and was fine with getting little to no affection from Roy
walk with me, but colin being the only one to not know about royjamie
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
have you guys seen this