Obsidian3ye

yes i'm an adult, can you people quit asking for personal information

[obsidian3ye]

i probably should make a pinned post

im obsidianeye, some people call me obi, orbey, orbi, or obsye, so call me whatever

im an intersex transfem going by any pronouns, if that's important to you

horny tag is #still not a bite risk

rb'd art is #going to disect this in order to improve my art

my art is #my art

rambles are #ObsidianEye's Soapbox

if you're here to be a dick, just dont lmao

[demilypyro]

"you seem comfortable talking about it" well i was, until you made it weird

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[teathattast]

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

[lostfan10000]

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors

[waterbenderkat]

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

[master-katara]

Zuko when he joins Team Avatar

[captainkirkk]

Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip

[wrenchinator-central]

Toph when Zuko stubs his toe and lets out a string of curses

[parisetya]

shark seg

[parisetya]

shark seg

[joanieinwait]

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[angelannihilator]

[cipheramnesia]

Briefly poking my head back in on the "realistic fantasy creature" rabbit hole before tapping back out.

[cipheramnesia]

The thing about the real universe and Earth biology is that all of it is generally more fucked up and weird than our imaginations. Realistic version of fantasy settings forget that evolution is a fuck you and ecology is a double fuck you and they get so wrapped up in forward facing predator eyes the completely space out on jumping spiders. And like sure maybe you can say XYZ happens but they're never out there like adding the details that make it interesting like growing tusks that curve around into the skull, eyes set on giant elongated stalks, freaky sacs that inflate and deflate, special noise features, and all the other weird shit that gets carried along in the evolutionary process. Not because it was better or more useful but because it was a trait of things that lived long enough to fuck.

The take home true realistic fact of biology isn't "these traits are a necessary part of this skill or behavior" it's that biology does not give a fuck and evolution will grab literally anything if it succeeded in reproduction a couple times, anything.

[cipheramnesia]

People will be like realistic dragons can only fly if they're really light with big wingspans and a lot of buoyancy or something. Yeah maybe so, or maybe they're like fucked up whale vulture squid mantis hybrids. Maybe their wings are just fucking packed with organ jets using the venturi effect to ram themselves full of air on a foreward swing and blast it out of anterior exhausts, and it gets superheated because pressure increase equals heat so the wing underside combined with the jet propulsion gets lift and thrust, and they've got like massive furnaces of digestive systems amped up a million percent from animals like heyenas and vultutes that let them eat more or less anything, which allows them to stay alive from internally breaking down a one ton gutload of garbage and they pretty much just spend the majority of their time in high altitude flight as adults based on having some weird unforseen celluar biology where they just live on sunlight and digestion and the atmosphere has less drag and their body is so huge because it holds in the heat that helps the jet wings work. And then every so often they dive bomb into normal atmosphere at like terminal velocity and use a diamond hard shovel jaw plow through whatever is in their pathway to get just enough energy to blast back up into the upperatmospher, like, they never stop flying, but they are huge and terrifying and they defend themselves with bile. Like what about that, huh?

[cipheramnesia]

Be throwing the inverse square law around how giants would collapse under their own weight and it's not a survivable size as if human spines don't collapse under the strees of walking upright in the actual living world. Stupid shit thrives all the time.

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[cutecipher]

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

[cutecipher]

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

[mantis-lizbian]

just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.

[senjo]

[amiyayuri]

Summer is really Hot...

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