[contemptible-scoundrel]

basically I have a strong sense of injustice like if I see a sweet old grandma being helped to cross the street I run over and kick her legs out from under her

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[apolladay]

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

[maustown]

[sugarmountainspring]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[mewwon]

Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: THE OMINOUS WINDS of 20x6]

"Hey look you guys, I found this whole pack of cigarettes, unopened, in the urinal. Gross, right? But I just washed off the plastic and it was good as new. I heard these help with hunger pangs. Want one?" "The Devil in the Parking Lot - Kiernan Sjursen-Lien 2017

[spacedout925]

GUYSSSSS GUYS GUYS ITS JUNE SECOND

HAPPY "WHO ARE YOU? I LOVE YOU TOO" DAY TO ALL 17776 FANS!

I don't know who you are or anything about you, but I love you so much!

(this quote breaks me every time. there are so many people in the world who i've never met in real life and probably never will who mean the world to me. and to all the people i've never met, thank you for existing too. I love you.)

wait what happened to june 30th-

(there are so many issues with this calendar istg)

[obtain-oatbin]

tumblr hits a lot better when you feel like you're holding back sobs, I'll give it that

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[ambermaitrejean]

Red-winged blackbird. Rocky Mountain Arsenal National Wildlife Refuge. Commerce City, Colorado. Photos by Amber Maitrejean

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say