As I say goodbye to my years as a teenager
I think: can the crying for no reason and everyone telling me to do things magically stop?
As I say goodbye to my early 20s I think: what I wouldn’t give to (1) feel an emotion and (2) have some direction
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As I say goodbye to my years as a teenager
I think: can the crying for no reason and everyone telling me to do things magically stop?
As I say goodbye to my early 20s I think: what I wouldn’t give to (1) feel an emotion and (2) have some direction
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this gets funnier every yearÂ
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?Â
( @mrv3000 )
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
or feminist jewish fangirl as 123 people like to call her
HEPPY BDAY
I know its in a few hours but this post will need time for the awesomeness to settle in
http://www.utexas.edu/courses/gciv/images/herosexualsex.jpg
I also need to make sure you see it
…
OMG ITS BEEN A YEAR YOU ARE FOR REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLZ OLD NOW WOW
first of all well done for all the things on the list I feel you have accomplished them all apart from being death but that can still come here are your next tasks but first:
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okay and nowwwwww
be the dragon
have a mid life crisis
have a drink
drink a dragon
drink a dragon having a mid life crisis
ride a dragon having a mid life crisis whilst drinking
ride a dragon thats been drinking to do said midlife crisis
why is there a picture of jesus?
BARD BARD BARD IS ME REPOSTING THIS A MINHAG YET BECAUSE I FLIPPIN WELL HOPE SO
ALSO YOU HAD 123 FOLLOWERS WHEN I FIRST MADE THIS POST TWO YEARS AGO MA FRIEND WTF
you did most of the asks i set you so here are summore:
1. dont change
2. dont ever change
3. no rly stop changing this is weird
4. find something to do with broad beans i have many of theseÂ
5. cheese strudel situation
also you are really old and here:
@rareandradiant-maiden wooo hoooooo
okay Bard I literally havent properly used Tumblr for a year so have had to teach myself how this thing works so I HOPE TO GOD you see this message also i am RISKING SEEING CERTAIN SPOILERS BY GOING ON THIS WEBSTE SO IM BEING AS CAUTIOUS AS FUCK
anywhoooo i may be a little i n t o x i c a t e d right now and think it would be fun if i only wrote these messages to you whilst in this state from now on
SO LETS HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR ASKS
1- you lost god maybe
2- you moved house
3- you are vegan but hate mice
4- broad beans has BEAN sorted (gettit?)
5- see “3″
omg you are EIGHTEEN you are AN ACTUALLY MOTHERFUCCKING ADULT NW WHATTTTTTTTTTT
this is meeeeeeeental
thou arst the bardiest of bards and you know i think you are stellar
here is also some new tasks for you my dear
1- write me a poem aboot lemons and it has to be bettr than mine
2- dont be scared its all gonna be okay
3- remember to brish your teeth in little circles
4- invest in a night stand thats useful shit right there
5- i still dont want yuou to change but i understand now that it happens anyway so just dont lose sight of who you are rn because you are preety friggin awesome dont 4get that
get it?
got it?
good.
happy birthday
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BARD BARD I CANT WORK OUT HOW TO LOG INTO MY OLD TUMBLR SO THIS MESSAGE IS NOW MOVING HERE I HOPE YOU SEEEIIIIIIITTTT
here is your present
also i hope you know I am NOT intoxicated (wish I was) so that was a little bit silly of me to suggest. also i was DEFINITELY in the middle of exams when i wrote that so no wonder I only scraped my grades :PÂ Â
also can we appreciate what this url is now https://feministjewishfangirl.tumblr.com/
do you even follow this blog? I hope so…. okay your other present is getting to follow this blog
also enjoy NYC or whatever I hope america doesnt eat you.
No lists this year but a helpful suggestion that you can put sweet potato in the toaster
@rareandradiant-maiden WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW MY TUMBLOG
LOVE YA BYEEEEE
Hey @rareandradiant-maiden something tells me that you havent been receiving these yearly posts which is a shame but one year i will print them all out and hand them to you and it will be lovely.
Have you put sweet potato in the toaster yet? I feel like i mention it every time I see youÂ
aso how jokes another birthday in which we are in SEPERATE COUNTRIES CAN YOU PLEASE JUST BE JERE SO I CAN SHOWER YOU IN JOY AND MY PRESENCE (AND PRESENTS)
why have i been doing this for 6 years
A gift
Thank you Jenny Han for debuting my version of This Love in the trailer for The Summer I Turned Pretty!! I’ve always been so proud of this song and I’m very 🥺🥺🥺 about this turn of events - This Love (Taylor’s Version) comes out tonight at m i d n i g h t! Pre-order now http://taylor.lnk.to/thislovetv
Wait for it..
Dropping a brick on the post below
hee hee
you truly underestimate how many times i can listen to the same song on repeat
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Fang-tastic puns.
#mondaypun
Artist: Adam Gustavson
i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this the jelly bean guy???
@raevenlywrites the WHO???
The guy who does the mice with jelly beans
And dreidels, apparently
this doesnt even have the best partÂ
Garfield the cat….one of pop culture’s most iconic men…