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expedition 33 is a beautiful, earnest, deeply tragic game about moving through grief and loss and despair and you can play the entire game with a baguette strapped to your back. GOTY for real

shaunasrabbit

“he taught you well”

wheresarizona

Do you think Ellie says she’s going to be a dad not only for the humor of it but also because that’s the only parental figure she’s ever had and would know how to emulate for her own adopted child?

bannedfromtheaters

game!Dina: Ellie, I think I'm pregnant. Don't worry, it's not yours.

series!Dina: Ellie, I'm pregnant. And if we act quick, it still can be yours.

billyvell

The way Saxon keeps telling Lochy to drink his protein shake is 100% an innuendo. Keeps saying he just has to swallow it all, even that it's not about the taste.

not-mary-sue

A lot of films: The correct way to be a hero is to end the cycle of violence and refuse to seek revenge.

Monkey Man: Wrong, firework attack!

the-boy-branithar

Something I appreciate about Monkey Man is how doesn't try to frame revenge as just a pointlessly violent, self-destructive pursuit the way many films do. I think it's because Dev Patel was unafraid of adding a political element to the story. The kid wants to avenge his mother, but he also doesn't want what happened to them to keep happening to others. The presence of the hijras really drives this idea home. They fight with him not only because he's their friend, but because Baba and the nationalist party will bring violence literally to their door even if they don't fight back. I often roll my eyes at anti-revenge narratives. I think Dev Patel gets what it's like to be a victim of systematic violence in a way most filmmakers seem not to. Revenge isn't just a selfish pursuit that perpetuates the ~cycle of violence~, it can also be a desperate desire for the violence to end.

selfship-quotes

I love soulmates but also this-

zooophagous

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

taxidiinae

i-know-how-my-story-ends

Men's gymnastics would be more popular if they wore the same outfits the women do. Why are they wearing sweatpants. I want glitter

baltimore-belle

i need you all to understand how absolutely fucking monumental beating someone by SEVENTEEN seconds in a swim race is. normally, in olympic swimming, all the swimmers finish within the same few seconds. notice how in the event replay, all the other swimmers are roughly in a line during the race… (admittedly, swimmers tend to finish further apart from each other in longer distance races, but not by that much.) people spend months, years of their lives doing brutal training just trying to one-up other swimmers by a single second, because that can mean a win. every hundredth of a second matters.

and then. imagine being ledecky and finishing your olympic race, sitting and waiting on second place to arrive for seventeen entire seconds.

totally-ikea

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

wellwaterhysteria

rockstar lestat voice The children, they are calling me cringé... they are posting pictures of my face, magnifique, with my big blue eyes that captivate so many, and they are placing it next to a certain photograph of the starlet mademoiselle cyrus. they have turned me into a mémé. well. i can be humorous too, non? i am going to find the creators of this cruel joke. i will hunt them down. they think they are funny? i am about to be...hilariouse...