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ooc || Annie & Chase
oceanfrontannie:
You’re right, we never did!! I agree, there’s no way these two don’t know each other! They definitely have a lot of relationships of people who overlap with each other. I agree, I think Annie would always welcome Chase’s company and probably calls him up whenever she wants to do so something to surprise Colin. I also think that all the times Annie throws a bonfire she calls up Chase and is like: Hey, bring your guitar. I’ll give you food for music!!!
Also, I think she’s comes out and takes photos of his band/gigs from time to time.
i love all of this!!! i feel like even though colin totally loves annie, he might not be as apt to invite her to everything they do??? so chase would probably invite her to all the things colin doesn’t??? like when chase does all the calls for 20 minute bbqs, annie is totally near the top of his list, haha. but i definitely agree that she’s welcome at their house any time!!
AND OH MAN BONFIRES. CHASE AND COLIN WOULD BE AT ALL THE BONFIRES. and chase would deeeeeefinitely bring his guitar! he loves that kind of thing!!! he would be so here for this! AND ANNIE SHOOTING HIS GIGS. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. i also feel like chase might end up in the daily press sometimes because he’s a local band? so maybe it’s for that? but i could also see him using some of her photos for his website and things like that? if that’s cool with annie??
but, anyway, i definitely think these two are pretty close friends/get along well!!! and chase always loves seeing annie/spending time with her/going to her parties and inviting her to his <33
get to know me meme: [3/10] current celebrity crushes - darren criss ↪ “I just hope I can continue to do work that matters to me, I’m not interested in being any kind of superstar or anything I’m not. I’m just a dude who got lucky and an artist who cares about the work that I do.”
♛ : Chasin (bECAUSE OF REASONS. s/o to Bobby facepalming in the background)
Who would throw the other in the pool: Chase would throw Colin in the pool and then probs jump in after him.
Who is the better carer when the other is sick: I feel like they are actually both pretty good at this tbh, but I’m gonna say Colin? (I mean he’s the wife so ;DD) He would be all about getting Chase well again and he’d be like “okay but this is a perfect time to marathon star wars, am i right or am i right??!” and it turns into a movie date ;DD
Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: cHASE! Colin isn’t really an extreme sports kinda guy, but Chase can get him if he’s like “it will be great research for your book” and Colin is like “but ACTUALLY yeS” and they go and Colin probably almost dies like 4098348302 times and he complains the whole way home but you know he secretly had fun and will def use like 90% of their experiences in one of his boks
Who would cook the better romantic dinner: They’d do it together! Colin’s in the kitchen whipping up the sides and Chase is out on the grill doing the meat and then they eat out on the deck together under the stars (and Bobby is throwing up in background)
Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: omg they’d def do this together, too?? Like they probs just look at each other like “WANNA BUILD A BLANKET FORT?” “DID YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?!” aND THEN it’s not just the living room, but the entire house and now bobby is legit thinking about moving out
Who would have the best holiday ideas: omg this is something else they do together!! they make their own traditions (i mean s/o to their hella rad anniversary parties) and they both get so excITEd so easily. their holiday ideas probs get out of control tbh but it’s beautiful
Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: i’m guessing chase probs has more stuff than colin between his movie/music collection, plus all of his instruments/amps/etc/etc. i mean colin has a hugggggeee book collection but i still don’t think that matches up tbh??
[ooc] Aria & Chase
jenn! so i’m guessing aria is at chase’s house a lot with bobby??? in which case chase probably thinks she’s a houligan and a bad influence on bobby. buuuuut chase is also friends with sean / sean is in chase’s band and they’re on good terms. so that might also change the way he sees aria?? but deep down he still probably thinks she’s a houligan, haha. what do you think, dearie?
Okay whoops let's try that again: here to redeem my first SS coupon! #1: a ship Drabble from the RP of my choice (chasin / oceanfront) ... Not technically a ship but shhhhh let me have this 💕
“Chase!” Colin called up the stairs. “Come on! Let’s go!”
Instead of a reassuring “be right there!” or “almost ready!”, he was met with silence. Again. With a sigh, Colin checked his watch as he shifted his weight from his right foot to his left, his shoulder crashing into the railing at the foot of stairs.
It was at this unlucky moment that Bobby emerged from the kitchen. A jar of peanut butter was clasped in one hand as the other pulled the spoon from his mouth. He wasn’t wearing pants. In fact, it was unclear if he even owned pants anymore.
“What’s the matter?” he seemed to say, though it was difficult to be sure as the peanut butter had made it all one word. He swallowed before adding, “Your date making you wait?”
Colin scoffed. “He’s not my date.” After a beat he added, “Is that my peanut butter?”
“No,” Bobby answered, too quickly, his hand tightening around the jar, clearly hiding where the word ‘Colin’ was scrawled in black Sharpie.
Before Colin could remark on this any further, footsteps thudded across the floorboards above their heads. After a moment, Chase appeared at the head of the stairs.
“Hey, the beach isn’t going anywhere.” He slung his bright blue beach towel over his left shoulder as he readjusted the ukulele clasped in his right hand. “Besides, it takes time to look this good.”
He gestured the length of his body, indicating his bright orange shorts, collared blue shirt and already beach blown curls.
“Gross,” Bobby moaned, making a face. And with that, he vanished back into the kitchen.
Chase paused on the landing, leaning across the rail as he met Colin’s eyes. “What’s with him?” He glanced back to the still swinging kitchen door.
Colin just shrugged, “Who knows.” After readjusting his own beach towel, he added, “Ready?”
“Yup,” Chase answered as he descended the remaining steps. He pulled their front door open and gestured Colin through.
They could only just hear Bobby’s “get a room already!” as the door clicked closed behind them.
As they descended the steps leading to their porch and started down the hill diving their beach house from the sand, Colin checked his watched. “Okay, I have exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes before I’m expected at work. What should we do first? Swim? Sit? What do you want to do? I’m kind of feeling sitting? Maybe tanning? Or, well, burning. But if you want to swim, I could swim.”
Chase just sighed in answer as he pulled a 180 so he could walk backwards in front of Colin. “You know, if you weren’t so attached to that watch, I’d throw it in the ocean.”
Colin scoffed, “You wouldn’t—”
“I would,” Chase persisted, an eyebrow rising. “But I won’t. Why don’t you just enjoy this? We can do whatever you want first. And please, don’t constantly check your watch. If you do, I really will throw it in the ocean. Please, Col? Just enjoy the first day of Spring with me. You love the first day of Spring. Besides, you need a vacation.”
With that, he returned to Colin’s side, falling into step once more just as the grass became sand.
“Okay, you may be right,” Colin began. “But what if I’m late for work? I need to keep track of the time–”
Chase cut in before Colin could continue his protests. “I will keep track of the time for you. You worry too much. In fact, you should probably just give me your watch. Let me hang on to that so you won’t be tempted.”
Before Colin could react, Chase reached around and grabbed his left hand and began unsnapping the clasp. Colin tried, in vain, to save his watch but Chase was too fast. As soon as it had left his wrist, Colin shuddered.
“I feel naked.”
Chase patted him on the shoulder soothingly. “I know, buddy. But that will pass.”
Colin merely sighed, in answer. They continued in silence a moment longer before, suddenly, they stopped together and simultaneously threw their towels into the sand. Colin immediately smoothed his while pulling a bottle of lotion from his pocket. When all was to his satisfaction, he flopped down on the towel and popped open the bottle top.
Meanwhile, Chase had sat in the center of towel, crossing his legs before him as he began absently strumming his ukulele. His eyes drifted out over the bright, blue waves.
Colin listened, content, as he applied the lotion to everything he could reach. When this had been accomplished, he turned to Chase, holding the bottle out to him. “Could you get my neck?”
“Hmm?” Chase pulled his gaze from the water and turned, spotting the bottle. He took it from Colin while setting his ukulele on his towel beside him. “Sure, man. Turn around.”
Colin did so, his eyes scanning the waves as Chase squirted a dab of the lotion into his hands before he began to massage his best friend’s neck. Colin sighed in contentment, his eyes suddenly springing closed.
“You know, C, this is the life.”
“Couldn’t ask for better,” Chase agreed.
“Well, it would be better if I had my watch–”
Chase whacked the back of his head before dropped his hands from Colin’s neck and returning to his ukulele. “Don’t even think about it. You still have 4 hours and 2 minutes before you’re expected at work. And I expect you to enjoy every second.”
“Aye, aye, captain!”
1/9 FRIENDSHIPS → CHASIN (COLIN ADAMS + CHASE HAMELS)
I’m perfectly fine with you being my wife. You’d make a better one than most of the girls I’ve dated.
ooc: sean + chase
okay so these two possibly knew each other back when chase worked at the movie theater? I feel like sean’s been working there basically since high school, so there’s def some overlap there!!! anyway, sean isn’t a total movie nerd like chase, but he loves the type of movies that he does enjoy y'know (mostly comedies/comic book/action/adventure movies … but you won’t ever get him to watch a classic/drama film haha). also, I’m thinking that sean is really into music tho/is possibly a keyboardist, so maybe he’s played/plays w/ chase???
!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH. and he can definitely be a member of chase’s band right now. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. and he could possibly be the one person chase doesn’t want to fire, haha.
i feel like chase is at the movie theater all the time so they might see each other a lot that way and through gigs?? so i could see these two being friends? and that would probably put sean on the guest lists to all their bbqs/all chasin events, hahaha.
and i could definitely see them bonding over movies. maybe they have movie nights occasionally or something??? i feel like no one really watches straight up action movies with chase? he probably gets colin to watch classics and star wars and things like that and maybe does more 80s movies/cult classics with val? and that possibly begins and ends his film friendships, haha. though he might watch things with joe? though kate and i haven’t made it that far yet, haha.
so yes! could totally see these two being friends/having lots of common interests and such! I LOVE IT.
The Odd Couple | Colin & Chase
oceanfrontcolin:
Colin chuckled, “Okay, but now we should probably stop joking about that or I’m actually gonna puke like right now, and that’s not really the best way to start off our dinner.”
Colin nodded when Chase said that it would be okay, but if not, he’d just hold auditions. Colin knew that Chase really didn’t want to go down that route, though. It’d been a lot of drama, last time. And kicking people out of your band was never fun. At the end of the day, it was what it was, but Colin hoped he didn’t have to go through that again. “Yeah, okay. I could at least be your assistant or something if you needed help. Or if you wanted me to fire people for you, I could do that. I mean, I’ve never actually fired anyone before and … if we are being honest, I’d probably suck at it, but I could at least save you the drama.”
Colin shook his head and gave Chase a fake laugh, “Ha. Funny.”
Colin had taken the fries out of the oven and was tossing the salad when Chase re-entered. “Nah, I didn’t. But, y’know, I didn’t check the fridge.” He opened it, looked around and, disappointed, shut the doors. “Yeah, no timer … maybe Bobby did take it? I don’t think he’s around. You wanna text him and ask? Also, let him know that there’s leftovers if he’s hungry when he gets home.”
Colin sighed, “Yeah, I guess. And for me, that’s probably a good thing that Annie , but I worry about Bobby sometimes, y’know? One of these days, I’m gonna get him to actually hang out with us and he will see how awesome we are. I really think some positive social interactions would be good for him.”
Colin turned towards Chase, excited, “Really? Aw, man, that would be awesome. I’ve wanted that thing forever — you know that I didn’t break this one on purpose to get it, right? But I worked an extra shift this week and got paid time and a half, so I can definitely put in half the money for it. But we should definitely go shopping for it after dinner, because I’m gonna need coffee in the morning.”
Chase leaped away from the counter, grabbing the trash can from the floor before holding it out to Colin. “Really, well, uh, take this? You might need it. Though how you can get stage fright just from picturing a stage, I’ll never understand.” He laughed then, a twinkle in his eye and as he waved the trash can for Colin to take it. He was mostly kidding but, well, it couldn’t hurt.
He returned to his place at the counter and leaned against it once more while surveying the kitchen for the missing timer. “You really want to be my assistant? What would you even do? Carry my guitar and things. Or unload amps?” His gaze flickered to Colin as his right eyebrow shot into his hairline. “No offense but I can’t picture you carrying one of my amps. Falling over while trying to carry one, yes. But successfully managing? Not so much.”
He smiled a little as he added, “Thanks man but hopefully I’ll be fine. I’ll give it another few weeks and then reevaluate. They may ship up. Who knows?” And with that, a hand moved to his hair as Colin checked the fridge while Chase gave the kitchen another quick scan. It was no where in sight. Sadly.
At Colin’s suggestion to text Bobby, Chase began to fish his phone out of his pocket. “Sure. Worth a try.” He quickly typed Hey, B. Seen the timer anywhere? Not in the kitchen. Somewhere else? Colin says there are leftovers in the fridge if you want them when you get home. When he’d finished this, he dropped his phone back on the counter and pushed off, meandering across the room to try other cabinets at random.
He stopped at Colin’s words, one hand still on the cabinet door. He looked back at his best friend, a sad smile forming. “Col, I wouldn’t get your hopes up. It’s not like he’s only been here a few months. It’s been years. If he doesn’t like us by now, maybe he never will. And that’s okay. It really is his loss. I just hate the way he treats you. I would kick him out right now if I weren’t such a nice guy.” He paused for a moment, turning to lean on the counter as his chest came to rest on his still suspended arm. “Unless you give me permission? He doesn’t have to live with us. We’re letting him crash here, and almost rent free, I might add. And for what? He’s not exactly our friend.”
At that, his phone buzzed across the room and Chase quickly went to retrieve it. His eyes quickly scanned the message and he sighed, making a face before he read it to Colin, “Did you try your ass? Maybe that’s what’s clogging it.” Chase sharply released his breath muttering, “Well that was helpful,” as he dropped the phone back on the counter and turned back to Colin. “Case in point.”
He returned to Colin’s side, his hand resting on his best friend’s shoulder as he caught Colin’s eye. “Look. All I’m saying is maybe we should think about this arrangement. It doesn’t have to be permanent. I think we’d all sleep better if it weren’t. You especially.” He dropped his hand, as he gave Colin a quick smile. “And I’ll buy the Falcon coffee pot. It’s my treat. After all, I didn’t know how to fix the old one. I probably wouldn’t even know if you had broken it.
“Not that I believe you did,” he added hastily. “But it’s my treat. Things have been going well lately. I have lots of extra ones. And since I don’t spend them on strippers anymore, why can’t I spend them on you? Though if you want to give me a little lap dance, I wouldn’t mind.”
He winked, before clapping Colin on the shoulder again. “I’m going to run out and check those hamburgers. Be back in a flash.”
Almost Famous | Valerie & Chase
She laughed, “I know: they’re like gremlins … except I think they must multiply with alcohol. I swear they’ve doubled in numbers since you started playing. But, hey, they are much cuter than the old guys who you usually play for. And … less creepy. Or maybe just creepy in a more stalker-ish and less murder-y way.” She shrugged.
In reality, she was pleased that they had found a following. It was a shame to see them playing together where no one ever really noticed them. The patrons at the dives they usually booked were just people who were there to drown their sorrows. They probably didn’t even realize a band was even playing half the time. The boardwalk was better, but there were artists and magicians and other musicians lined up next to them and it was hard to appreciate them with
She laughed, “I should have thought about that. If I can’t remember to take life cues from The Princess Bride then what am I even doing? I’m slightly smaller than that guy though, so if that fails I can always develop an immunity to iocane powder and slip it into the liquor.”
She grinned, “Yeah, a whole forty-eight hours. That’s what? Some kind of new record? We’ve really gotta start learning to clear our schedules more or the next time I see you, you’ll be married with two kids,” She teased.
She pulled up to the bar and ordered two drinks. “So, how’s it going?” She asked, “How are things with you and Kim?”
"Oh, I know,” Chase said, his triangle brows wiggling. “Maybe they called all their friends.” He paused, giving the bar a quick once over. “Or maybe someone’s breeding in the backroom. You can never can tell in these places.”
He laughed before continuing, “At least here I don’t have to wonder if they’re going to jump me in the alley as I’m leaving. Some of those old guys, you know, you never can tell.” He gave a mock shudder before following it with another little laugh. He leaned closer to Val, lowering his voice as he added, “But, to tell you the truth, I don’t trust some of these girls either. So stay close? Please? The last thing I want is to wake up in some girl’s bed tomorrow, decked out in a feather boa.” This time he really shuddered.
It’s not that he thought he would end up in this situation of his own accord. But, well, you never know about girls in bars. And looking around at these, he knew he couldn’t be too careful. At the very least, he’d remember to check all his drinks.
“Oh, you’re smaller than that guy?” his brows rose again as he studied her. “And here I thought you were VA Beach’s own seven foot wonder. Too bad. I’ll have to find someone else to reach the high shelves for me.” He laughed a little as they reached the bar and he leaned against it, angling himself toward her. “The iocane powder immunity would be helpful though. Especially in this crowd. We should look into that.”
Chase laughed, looking out over the crowd before turning back to her grinning. “I’ll be the married one? But what if I don’t want to settle down. What if I have a very private, very intimate ceremony in which I marry my guitar?” His brows shot toward his hairline, his eyes sparkling. “No, but seriously. Are you free this weekend? You should come over. Have a movie night. We could both use it. And I think Colin is planning to cook some special thing. I don’t remember what it was but it sounded fancy. And you know you can’t miss that.”
He batted her playfully on the arm before adding, “Maybe then I’ll know more about my relationship with Kim. It’s still new. I think things are good but it’s too soon to tell? We haven’t really hit that groove yet, you know? But it’s fine. We’ll get there.”
Their drinks arrived then and Chase turned, slightly, picking up his drink as he rested his elbow on the bar. “So, how are things going with you? How’s the restaurant? You and Seth managing the huge crowds alright?”
CHASE HAMELS / darren criss
Relationships: (best friend/housemate:) Colin Adams (best friends:) Valerie Connors, Joseph “Joe” Hardison, (housemate:) Colin Adams, Robert “Bobby Larsson, (ex-girlfriends:) Alexandra “Sasha” Shaw, Kimberly “Kim” Scritchfield, Birditta “Birdie” Runkin
Age: 24 Occupation: MusicIan Description: Chase is a total goofball, but you’ve got to love him. He’s a disappointment to his parents, who think that he’s wasting his potential with his music career, but Chase is happy with his life so he just shrugs them off. He plays regular shows at a lot of the local bars and events. He’s no rockstar, but he’s making enough money that he can do this fulltime and still afford 1/3 of the rent. Chase likes his life full of simple pleasures. He’s obsessed with movies and tv shows and could carry on an entire conversation by quoting if he had to.
TAKEN BY TINA RAE.
OOC | Natalie & Chase
Ok, so since Chase is one of Valerie’s best friends, that means he has an automatic friend in Natalie who is basically like I HEREBY ADOPT YOU AS A LITTLE SIBLING hahahaha and she’s super supportive of his dreams and recommends places he could practice or sing and packs him lunches and honestly Natalie is such a mom friend hahaha <3333
!!!!!!!!! okay so i feel like chase really, really loves all of the connors and he’s probably spent a lot of time at their house and he definitely would love to be an honorary connors. liKE ACTUAL DREAM. and oh man!!!!! I LOVE ALL OF THIS. because the feeling is totally mutual and chase would totally do things for natalie too??
he probably comes over and brings movies and popcorn some nights and is like “you all have to see this movie” and just like shows up and brings his own movie night with him, ahaha. BUT PACKING LUNCHES FOR HIM. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. (he needs that, tbh. he gets so caught up in playing he forgets about things like eating. *facepalm*)
but oh man. chase + the connors family is so beautiful. he’s like daniel balfour with the darcys. except chase isn’t trying to marry all any of them, ahahaha.
OOC | Joe & Chase
These two are bffs!!!! And I’m honestly so sorry about Joe ~he’s just a man who’s intentions are good~ but he also expresses love through pranks smdh But anyway, Chase can also play at Pocahontas any damn time he pleases <3 And Joe just wants the best for him always <333333
okay wow. it’s probably a testament to how tired i am and how i should probably not be answering comments rn because i just went “chase can play there?!? but i thought the pocahontas was a restaurant??? IS IT ACTUALLY AN ARCADE?? HAVE I JUST BEEN THINKING IT’S A RESTAURANT ALL THIS TIME??” and halfway through looking it up, i remembered that chase is a musician. *bangs head on hand* I’M GOOD AT THINGS KATE.
*ahem* so anyway! OKAY SO I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH ALREADY. THEY’RE PROBABLY SO HILARIOUS. because i feel like chase could also be a prankster. or could be swayed into doing hilarious things. but he needs an enabler and i feel like that is literally joe. like he brings out a side of colin that no one else does??? and it’s probably so fun and hilarious. and if chase ends up joining joe in pulling pranks with joe everyone else is like “wHY DO WE LET YOU PEOPLE NEAR EACH OTHER?!?!” and chase is just there wearing a floppy hat and hot pink pants like “bUT WE’RE HAVING FUN???”
i also feel like chase probably visits joe at work a lot??? since he’s on the boardwalk every day he might have lunch at the pocahontas every day?? then, at least, he could see joe. and, um, actually eat something, haha. he’d probably starve if joe didn’t work at a restaurant, tbh. *facepalm* i don’t know what to do with chase. i really don’t.
ooc || Birdie & Chase
oceanfrontbirdie:
TINA NASHVILLE HAS BEEN CANCELED :’( apparently is is being shipped around so hopefully another network picks it up. BUT HOW SAD IS THAT??? Have you been able to watch this season???
Lauren and I have yet to discuss Birdie & Kim. Are Chase and Kim already dating? Or not. I they haven’t started dating again, then I think we’re safe to role-play them out now. However, if he and Kim are back at it, then I think I should talk with Lauren and figure out Kim/Birdie first!
Ps. the other day I read up on everything we had said for Birdie and Chase and I AM NOT READY FOR THEM !!
I SAW. I SERIOUSLY SOBBED. abc actually cancelled lots of good things this year?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ABC?!?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME????? but I am hoping someone else picks it up!!! it’s really great for the nashville tourism industry and all the cast really loves the show and ugh. i’m so upset about it. and, sadly, i’m still behind. but if it’s really cancelled, i’m afraid to catch up. apparently this season is supposed to end on a cliffhanger and if they’re really cancelled then it will never be resolved. I’M SO SCARED O.O
... anyway, uhm, i think chase and kim were supposed to get back together right before alan and kim’s party so they’re about to be together?? but i don’t remember if lauren and i have started chase and kim ic yet. let me check. *theme music plays while i run over to check* okay it looks like i wrote a started but lauren hasn’t answered yet. so they’re not quite together yet?? idk if that helps any? if you’d like to wait and talk to lauren about birdie/kim you’re more than welcome to! or we can go ahead and start. i really don’t mind either way! it’s up to you, dearie!
AND OH MAN. I AM NOT READY EITHER. i should go reread everything too. but i don’t know if i’m ready to sob that much yet O.O but ahhh. i love these two already!!!! (even if they will kill us both)
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ooc || Annie & Chase
I just realized we never talked about these two??? But they definitely know each other. I feel like Annie comes to Chase and Colin’s barbecues and things like that. And Chase knows all about Colin’s feelings for Annie. Sooo, that being said, I think Chase really likes Annie and enjoys her company. And he’s always glad to see her when she comes to one of their parties or someting. So, thoughts??
The Odd Couple | Colin & Chase
Colin grinned, “Well, hey – if they can’t handle your bigger venues, just threaten to go solo on them. And then, I can be your back-up singer …. “ He paused, “Or yeah, no that wouldn’t go so well, I’d probably throw up, but if anyone could make it on their own … “ He shook his head, “But don’t worry, they’ll come around. It’s not there fault that they don’t have such an awesome support system back at home,” He teasing, pointing to himself.
“Hey, that’s just because the media is all about … sensationalism anymore. Burning dude on the beach sells papers … unfortunately. But you know, that hose idea might not be bad – just in case.” Colin really, really didn’t want a repeat of last time. “Although, this is me – I’d probably just trip on it and fall right into the grill. Maybe I should just stay inside until you are finished.”
He laughed, “Yeah, I know, I know. I have to stop and remember that that guy doesn’t even have friends, so it makes sense that everything seems gay to him. It’s really sad, actually. It’s too bad he’s too convinced that we’re a couple to actually hang out once in awhile,” He shrugged. “We should try to find him some other friends. i think that would be good for him.” And then he’d see that this wasn’t so weird.
Colin sighed, a little dreamily like he always did when he thought about Annie, “Yeah, I know. Not that it matters. I’m like a brother to her, so who cares if she thinks I’m gay or not?”
Colin laughed, “Just as long as I’m not teaching them how to grill anything. Unless you’ve got some that you didn’t like so much … “
He paused, thinking about the coffee maker, “Oh, uh, this morning. And yes I remembered to turn it on!” He said, “… and plug it in …. “ His voice trailed, “It just not brewing. I dunno. It tries and makes noise but doesn’t do anything.”
Colin looked around the kitchen for the timer, “Uhhh, yeah, I have no idea where that thing is? I mean, I can always set one on my phone, but I really liked our timer. I always think about trip to Philly when we use it.”
Chase rolled his eyes as he said, “I’m sure that would sell tickets. Chase Hamels and his amazing puking backup singer. That sounds more like a sideshow attraction.“ He laughed as he clapped Colin on the shoulder. “Thanks for the offer but no thanks. I’m sure they’ll come around. If not, I’ll hold auditions again.”
He sighed. He’d been a solo act before. One man and his guitar. But that was before he’d started gaining recognition. Now, he needed his band. They gave him status. But back up bands could always be replaced. That was the beauty of the situation. Except Chase hated holding auditions. And letting band members go. They would come around. He would chant it to himself, if he had to. Leave it in the hands of good karma.
Turning his thoughts back to Colin and the Evil Grill, he regarded him thoughtfully. “We could just wrap the grill in bubble wrap so when you hit it, you’ll bounce right off. But wouldn’t the bubble wrap melt? Well, we’ll think of something to keep you from further Grill battles. In the meantime, stay here,” he paused for dramatic effect, pulling out his best Jack Sparrow voice before finishing the line, “and try not to do anything.... stupid.”
And with that, Chase left the kitchen. He crossed the spacious yard to their barbecue pit (which had been installed at Nick’s insistance when he’d discovered Chase and Colin’s affinity for twenty minute warning barbecues) and dropped the steaks onto the grill. He fired up the flames and jogged back to the house.
As he reentered the kitchen he asked, “Did you find the timer? I think I last saw it in the fridge? Though what it was timing in there, I don’t even want to know.
"We could ask Bobby? Is he home yet?” After a beat, Chase realized what he’d said. He walked over to Colin, clapping him on the shoulder as he grinned into the face of his best friend. “Hey, don’t let him get to you. If he doesn’t want to know us, it’s his loss. Besides, we can always find some other angry young houligans for him to damage property with.”
As he dropped his hand from Colin’s shoulder and opened a cabinet at random, thinking maybe the timer had somehow ended up in there, he added, “And if you think Annie listens to Bobby, I wouldn’t worry. I don’t think he likes her much either, even if she is friends with his sister.”
Closing the cabinet with some disappoint, after discovering the timer wasn’t there, Chase allowed his gaze to divert to the coffee pot. He pressed the on button and it lightened. “Well it turns on. That’s a good sign?” Thus began and ended his knowledge of why the coffee pot wasn’t working.
With a sigh, he pressed the button again and turned back to Colin. “We’ll go buy a new one after dinner. I made a bunch of tips last night and we wouldn’t want them to go to waste. And now we can get that Millennium Falcon coffee pot you’ve had your eye on.”