revolver ocelot meowing [10 minute version]

mgs sideblog. i run @metalgearheritageposts

[frankiedotbiz]

otacon would not be a sanrio girlie that watches sailor moon he'd be watching shit like gundam on his PS4 while snake is getting stoned watching Modern Warfare (2019) All Reloads HD on his phone

[jilldrawblog]

Happy Pride everyone 🌈🏳️‍🌈🐍🤓

(Based on this post)

[ocielot]

literally insane that ocelot is the one who shot big boss’ eye out. ik some people headcanon him feeling bad about it but you know that sick sick kitty is so horned up about the fact that he left a permanent mark on the most prominent part of big boss’ face. he is absolutely getting off to the fact that big boss will see a trace of him every time he looks in the mirror.

[lylikers]

how couldnt he…..

[caledfwlch]

"what do you say to one last showdown?"

[churchish]

they are haunting me

[ocielot]

skullface: i shall use the vocal cord parasites to eliminate the english language!

eli: i’m british and hate my dad

quiet:

ocelot venom and kaz:

[jilldrawblog]

[bootlicker42069]

Computer… what is yaoi… computer show me yaoi… google.com search “yaoi”

I dont really post stuff like this buttttt this one was very nice looking to me…

[therealdodachka]

atonement // devil's servant

[ocielot]

[extraemopossum]

Doodles i like :3

[nat-but-free]

Winter road

[scph1001]

in loving memory

[woopercup]

like brother like sister

[ocielot]

(hypothetical) 2028 metal gear solid 3 movie cursed fancast

big boss: kojima wants norman reedus but can’t get him because amc was able to acquire blackmail on him and force him into their 40th walking dead spinoff. the studio wants the movie to be led by a well known a-lister so they cast ben affleck who needs the alimony money. he does a comically bad job but hopefully playing a gay-ish man will help him learn some truths about himself.

the boss: as apologies for not giving him his choice actor for big boss, kojima is allowed to choose whoever he wants to play the boss. he’s been plurbing so hard that to him, there is no other choice than rhea seehorn. she recieves the film’s only oscar nom for her performance, yet loses to jennifer coolidge again

ocelot: matt damon begs for the role for some reason #whichcouldmeannothing but is too old. a fujoshi working in the casting department hears they are looking for someone to play a weird gay russian and thinks back to her favorite hockey show. connor storrie gets a golden globe nom for this role, but is overlooked by the oscars.

zero: shit i gotta cast mads mikkelsen at some point or kojima will be mad. he can have this one. can he even do a british accent? if not i think they just have some shakespearean actor overdub his lines

paramedic: upon learning she is bostonian matt damon puts on a wig and tries out for this role too for some reason. it ultimately goes to that beautiful woman who plays santos on the pitt i’m sorry idk her name but she seems great from Gifs.

eva: the producers want to use sabrina carpenter as a gimmick casting, but she is too short to fit in the frame most of the time. but that’s fine bc theres hundreds of other blonde celebs with a sexualized persona. take your pick of them for this role, i don’t care enough to sort through them. i really just made this post so i could make the joke for ocelot and now i am in too deep.

volgin: they try to find a big russian guy like maybe that one who was in anora but decide to go with a gimmick casting instead since they need one and sabrina didn’t work out for eva so they get a football player. umm who is a non-qb football player i know of. i refuse to cast that fame seeker travis kelce. gronk i guess. he’s got eastern euro heritage at least. this casting is of course such a disaster it loops around to being #camp

[therealdodachka]

offering to the hungry war machine ^q^